Top 14 Quotes About Aging Humorous

#1. My mother died happily of a stroke in her seventies.

Doris Lessing

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#2. And sharp-faced, like Boris, but with an evil red-rimmed gaze and tiny, brownish sawteeth. He made me think of a rabid fox.

Donna Tartt

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#3. I want to thank my amateur trainer. We started at the bottom together. Just because you were born at the bottom doesn't mean you have to stay at the bottom. After Saturday night, we're going to put that bologna away and go get a steak.

Tavoris Cloud

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#4. You can do this (this thing, where your body will cease to produce hormones and your skin, hair, muscles and bones ... basically every part of you will notice, go into withdrawals, and stage a coup). Be prepared for this mentally, and you'll own this thing.

Lisa Jey Davis

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#5. My life failed on the very day I was born.

Robert Bly

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#6. I picture my epitaph: 'Here lies Paul Newman, who died a failure because his eyes turned brown.

Paul Newman

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#7. Effective leaders make it easy for people around them to tell the truth, to be candid and open.

Al Ritter

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#8. I think that our American people will welcome a Russian military force for peace-keeping purposes.

Sam Nunn

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#9. Most of us are not real eager to grow, myself included. We try to be happy by staying in the status quo. But if we're not willing to be honest with ourselves about what we feel, we don't evolve.

Olympia Dukakis

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#10. The thing about legs is you're born with them. Anybody can go out and buy boobs. But you're either blessed with attractive legs or you're not. That's what makes them so sexy.

Stacy Keibler

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#11. I feel less often compelled to do the work than I was in the past.

Daniel Day-Lewis

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#12. Life can be tough at times, but each time you fall, is another lesson to learn from.

Auliq Ice

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#13. Aging gracefully - A that is rejected in 40s, but gracefully accepted in 50s...

Sandhya Jane

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#14. I fell in love with the idea that the mysterious thing you look for your whole life will eventually eat you alive. (Explaining her attraction to Moby-Dick)

Laurie Anderson

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