Quotes About Accounting Standards

#1. Anyone with an engineering frame of mind will look at [accounting standards] and want to throw up.

Charlie Munger

#2. He who has had, has been, but he who hasn't been, has been had.

Stanislaw Lem

#3. An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets 90% of what they make.

Elton John

#4. It can take twenty years to create an overnight success but what you don't hear is that that is the exact same amount of time it takes to create a bitter failure.

Marc Maron

#5. Because I demand to be treated like the unique snowflake I am.

Caprice Crane

#6. I know a lot of actors who've just gotten bitter because they did something and then nobody ever saw it or whatever.

William Petersen

#7. Once was happenstance, twice might be coincidence, but thrice or more indicated the actions of your enemies.

Robert Jordan

#8. You get everything you could have ever wished for if you're willing to give that eternal bliss away to somebody else, to give it back.

Michael Franti

#9. When you do late-night TV, you do different jokes in the same place every night. When you're on the road as a comedian, you do the same jokes in a different place every night.

Jay Leno

#10. Though we all inhabit the same place during the day, at night each one of us is hurled into a several world.

Michael Marshall Smith

#11. Koji's mouth twitched in disgust. "Who are you people?" he asked, as he had before. "You're not ... " But he didn't even dare say that dangerous word
ninja.

Cheryl Aylward Whitesel