Quotes About A Guide Dog

#1. A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

Tommy Cooper

#2. Like a guide dog, paintings help you see.

Martin Mull

#3. I've had a guide dog since 1969. Not the same one, of course: I've had five.

David Blunkett

#4. People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.

Bill Vaughan

#5. The reason or dog's evolution could be to guide humans to their higher purpose.

Kristin Von Kreisler

#6. Look at Abi Titmuss. This year she's been tied to more bed posts than David Blunkett's guide dog.

Jonathan Ross

#7. This had already been the best sex she'd ever had and all he'd done was touch her.

Jill Shalvis

#8. I love him with every ounce of my being, and I know that I always will.

H.M. Ward

#9. There are only two rules. One is E. M. Forster's guide to Alexandria; the best way to know Alexandria is to wander aimlessly. The second is from the Psalms; grin like a dog and run about through the city.

Jan Morris

#10. The meat smelt rank and was very tough, the soup was greasy and of a curious flavour, but it was a wonderful meal after all these hungry weeks.

Wilfred Thesiger

#11. A blind man knows he cannot see, and is glad to be led, though it be by a dog; but he that is blind in his understanding, which is the worst blindness of all, believes he sees as the best, and scorns a guide.

Samuel Butler

#12. When people ask me how is it I was a musician, I facetiously say that I'm a firm believer in reincarnation and in a previous life I was Johann Sebastian Bach's guide dog.

George Shearing

#13. My wife and I volunteer for the Guide Dog Foundation, and we have two giant labs.

Yul Vazquez

#14. All dogs can be guide dogs of a sort, leading us to places we didn't even know we needed or wanted to go.

Caroline Knapp

#15. 'The Master,' it was really important to me to go see that in the theater, but that's a very rare occurrence for me. I typically enjoy things on my laptop. I'm in bed; I can be able to pause them.

Shane Carruth

#16. She was a natural blonde, with delicate hands and feet, and in her youthful photographs one saw a girl with mocking eyes and a tragic smile, the course of whose life would conspire in time to transpose that pair of adjectives.

Michael Chabon

#17. I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He's a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind.

Betty White

#18. Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them.

Steve Coogan

#19. But sometimes I knew things with my heart that my mind could not explain.

Dean Koontz

#20. In that one glimpse of a better nature, born as it was in selfish thoughts, the rich man felt himself friendless, childless, and alone.

Charles Dickens

#21. You look well. Do you take some sort of secret supplement?" "Caffeine?" said Tiffany.

Liane Moriarty