Quotes About 5 Months Anniversary

#1. I was going to have to start thinning out her peroxide. She was losing brain cells far too rapidly. - Author: Jaymin Eve

#2. And she was attractive. She had an unusual mixture of innocence and individuality. A man who loved her might waken all kinds of passions in her, and high among them would be loyalty. - Author: Anne Perry

#3. Kiriwar: "I thought I smelled shit stinking up the hallway."
Shiki: "I butchered a hyena ... maybe that's why. That's what you do to a dog that betrays its master's wishes, right? - Author: Suguro Chayamachi

#4. Friendship is an obstetric art; it draws out our richest and deepest resources; it unfolds the wings of our dreams and hidden indeterminate thoughts; it serves as a check on our judgements, tries out our new ideas, keeps up our ardor, and inflames our enthusiasm. - Author: Antonin Sertillanges

#5. Skating is an amazing form of self expression. It's like my soul at play. - Author: Josee Chouinard

#6. Benevolence does not consist in those who are prosperous pitying and helping those who are not. It consists in fellow feeling that puts you upon actually the same level with the fellow who suffers. - Author: Woodrow Wilson

#7. Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift. - Author: Rita Rudner

#8. The Gerat Bald Swamp Hedgehog of Billericay displays, in courtship, his single prickle and does impressions of Holiday Inn desk clerks. Since this means him standing motionless for enormous periods of time he is often eaten in full display by The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog Eater. - Author: Mike Harding

#9. Yes; quaint and curious war is! You shoot a fellow down you'd treat if met where any bar is, or help to half-a-crown. - Author: Thomas Hardy

#10. What really reinvigorated vaccines was Prevnar, the pneumococcal vaccine that prevents against meningitis and ear infections. Here was the first vaccine to cross the billion-dollar mark. - Author: Paul A. Offit

#11. If you are doing the right thing for the earth, she's giving you great company. - Author: Vandana Shiva

#12. Funny how it kept hitting me, like each new thing was a surprise. When was I going to stop being surprised? - Author: Stephenie Meyer

#13. Maybe, I thought, after a few months of sobriety, you could successfully smoke marijuana again, or maybe every anniversary you got to have one glass of a perfectly chilled California Chardonnay. - Author: Anne Lamott

#14. For hundreds of years the monks have held the pen, and what they have written is what we take to be our history, but I do not believe it really is. I believe they have suppressed the history they don't like, and written one that is favourable to Rome.' Henry - Author: Hilary Mantel

#15. I know a lot of people didn't expect our relationship to last - but we've just celebrated our two months' anniversary. - Author: Britt Ekland