Quantity Surveyor Funny Quotes

#1. For a moment, staring down and realizing what I'd just done, I wanted to throw myself in after him, because surely there was no way I could go on living now.

Richelle Mead

#2. The Vienna Boys Choir decked out in top hats and evil clown make-up could be directly next to me pole-vaulting over giant rotating knives and I'd never know because I'm gazing into the distance deliberating some vaguely imperceptible angst.

Bill Gray

#3. Stepparenting is like working at a late-night convenience store - all of the responsibility and none of the authority.

Valerie J. Lewis Coleman

#4. Save for the wild force of Nature, nothing moves in this world that is not Greek in its origin.

Lord Acton

#5. I started thinking about the endings of novels not because I think endings are so important, but because I think they're actually not as important as they're sometimes given credit for.

Lev Grossman

#6. Really, we're just taking people and shifting them from taking photos anyway to taking them on 'Instagram'.

Kevin Systrom

#7. Mr. Valentine ... " "Yes, ma'am?" "You do think he'll follow me, don't you?" "Only to the ends of the earth," he said gravely. That drew a smile from her, and she turned to climb into the carriage.
- Poppy & Mr.Valentine

Lisa Kleypas

#8. If anything,
he sparked
a fire
inside of me,
making me want to live again.

Lisa Schroeder

#9. You've been nipping at cook's wine!!

Tamora Pierce