Put On Condom Sayings

#1. Poetry is what I've done my whole life. And every important thing in my life had found itself into poems. - Author: Donald Hall

#2. I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it! You realize that the job of a hot dog is to use parts of the animal that the Chinese can't figure out how to make into a belt? -timecode 1:11:10 - Author: Bill Maher

#3. I quickly remember that I had put a condom in my satchel because I figured that pretending to be a ripped, violent warrior might just be walking lady porn. - Author: Karina Halle

#4. long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God [to] make him happy."[21] In other words, sin is the result of self-centeredness and pride. - Author: Kevin Livermore

#5. Consciousness is the awareness that emerges out of the dialectical tension between possibilities and limitations. - Author: Rollo May

#6. I have to say my favorite stories are ghost stories. I don't like to see these made-up monster films or scary films with ghosts. It doesn't do anything to me. But a real ghost story that someone tells me, that I like. - Author: Sandra Cisneros

#7. You just don't really rehearse kissing scenes, whether it's male or female. - Author: James Franco

#8. I think the women that we dress, the women who buy our clothes, they have a certain strength. It could be about the clothes, it could be about themselves. It's just attractive. - Author: Francisco Costa

#9. Chadwickius frenemus, - Author: Heather Vogel Frederick

#10. They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last for longer. Or, you can wear it inside out and you don't have to wake anybody up! - Author: Frankie Boyle

#11. The works of great poets have never been read by mankind, for only great poets can read them. - Author: Henry David Thoreau

#12. The worst of all of this is the lie that condoms really protect against AIDS. The condom failure rate can be as high as 20 percent. Would you get on a plane - or put your children on a plane - if one of five passengers would be killed on the flight? Well, the statistic holds for condoms, folks. - Author: Rush Limbaugh

#13. But since Sloth I've been so monogamous I make the demonstration banana that AIDS educators use to show how to put on a condom, look slutty. - Author: Lauren Beukes

#14. Every great accomplishment starts with a first step. No matter how big your goals are. No matter how great your plans are. No matter how immense your dreams are. It all begins with a single step. Take that step today! - Author: Clifton Anderson

#15. Any guy who tells you he is carrying a condom in his wallet in case of an emergency is full of shit. We only put a condom in our wallet with the full intention of using it the night we put it in there. - Author: Shandi Boyes

#16. Audrey Hepburn has influenced me. - Author: Natalie Massenet

#17. [While voicing] you have to create a feeling for what happened before a scene, what's going to happen after a scene, and what you are doing in a scene. You need to use your imagination even more and once your emotions are up, then your voice and expressions will go accordingly. - Author: James Hong

#18. It wasn't that I left acting; it's just that I put it aside while I set about becoming a comic. - Author: Deirdre O'Kane

#19. The guy who doesn't wear a seat belt doesn't wear a condom. You should put one on. - Author: Chris Kasparoza

#20. There are not sacred and profane things, places, and moments. There are only sacred and desecrated things, places, and moments-and it is we alone who desecrate them by our blindness and lack of reverence. It is one sacred universe, and we are all a part of it. - Author: Richard Rohr

#21. Try to decide how good your hand is at a given moment. Nothing else matters. Nothing. - Author: Doyle Brunson

#22. I put the penis in happiness. I put it there, and I can pull it out too. (But why would I? That's why I'm wearing a condom.) - Author: Jarod Kintz

#23. Beauty is not, as fond men misdeem, an outward show of things that only seem. - Author: Edmund Spenser

#24. I feel like I should have a formation and make the plantoon sergeants demonstrate how to put a condom on the correct way."

~Evan Loehr - Author: Jessica Scott