Pudge Colonel Quotes

#1. Even if you don't have any dishes, you need a celery dish.

Roz Chast

#2. No wise combatant underestimates their antagonist.

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

#3. And we'll call you ... hmmm. Pudge."
"Huh?"
"Pudge," the Colonel said. "Because you're skinny. It's called irony, Pudge. Heard of it? Now, let's go get some cigarettes and start this year off right.

John Green

#4. The bottom layer of the right-wing noise machine.

Glenn Greenwald

#5. Sometimes you loose a battle. But mischief always wins a war.

John Green

#6. Oh, God, Alaska, I love you. I love you,' and the Colonel whispered, 'I'm so sorry, Pudge. I know you did,' and I said, 'No. Not past tense.

John Green

#7. The most important thing a mayor does is hire talented people to run the city.

John Hickenlooper

#8. Hey Pudge," the Colonel said. "What do you think of a truce?"
"It reminds me of when the Germans demanded that the U.S. surrender at the Battle of the Bulge," I said. "I guess I'd say to this truce offer what General McAuliffe said to that one: Nuts.

John Green

#9. AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' he screamed.
'So that's Sara,' I said.
'Yes.'
'She seems nice.

John Green

#10. It is wrong to be sorry without ceasing.

Homer