Puckoon By Spike Quotes

#1. Even if I couldn't get my early novels published, I could still write. I went into newspapers, where I got paid to write every day. If there's a better school for would-be novelists, I don't know what it is. - Author: Linwood Barclay

#2. Well, he thought, you can fool some of the people all the time and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be President of the United States, and on that useless profundity, Milligan himself pedalled on, himself, himself. - Author: Spike Milligan

#3. The Koran claims for itself that it is "mubeen," or clear. But if you look at it, you will notice that every fifth sentence or so simply doesnt make sense. Many Muslims and Orientalists will tell you otherwise, of course, but the fact is that a fifth of the Koranic text is just incomprehensible. - Author: Gerd R. Puin

#4. After Puckoon I swore I'd never write another book. This is it - Author: Spike Milligan

#5. R.I.P.
Tom Conlon O'Rourke.
Not Dead, just Sleeping. - Author: Spike Milligan

#6. The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was better than no clock at all. - Author: Spike Milligan

#7. Single moment in a string of infinite moments ... and that they too shall pass. - Author: Yasmin Mogahed

#8. Finding a proper husband is rather like selecting a hound. They all have more bark than bite, my girl. One day you'll look across the breakfast table and realize the only option is obedience training. -Grandmamma Holmes - Author: Emma Jane Holloway

#9. Effective organizations put people in jobs in which they can do the most good. They place people
and allow people to place themselves
according to their strengths. - Author: Peter Drucker

#10. I decided life was too short to wait for what you want. - Author: Carol Lynne

#11. Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death. - Author: Spike Milligan

#12. Author, author, did you write these legs?( The Milligan- Puckoon - Author: Spike Milligan