Psychologists Funny Quotes

#1. 16 Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you. - Author: Anonymous

#2. The earnings have been pretty good so far, but there's an ambiguity in the market about them, because you'll see Amazon or Microsoft disappointing and then others beating. - Author: Hugh S. Johnson

#3. It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers. - Author: Chauncey Depew

#4. Economists and psychologists get confused when they are asked 'out of syllabus' questions by life! - Author: Saurabh Sharma

#5. Life is like a cup of coffee or tea. No matter how bitter it may be, it is always enjoyable. - Author: Jason Wong

#6. Growth ought to simplify life. Right? Wrong. The more truth I assimilate, the more I am aware of what I should be and do. You know what this produces? Tension. God-imposed tension! The growing, obedient Christian will always live with this kind of pressure. - Author: J. Grant Howard

#7. You initially become funny as a kid because you're looking for attention and love. Psychologists think that's all to do with mother abandonment. I think John Cleese has his depressions, and Terry Gilliam's the same. All of us together make one completely insane person. - Author: Eric Idle

#8. Remember that things can still be changed and that it is not too late - Author: Sunday Adelaja

#9. I am not an angry girl, but it seems I've got everyone fooled. Every time I say something they find hard to hear, they chalk it up to my anger and not to their own fear. Imagine you're a girl just trying to finally come clean, knowing full well they prefer you dirty and smiling. - Author: Ani DiFranco

#10. Aiden has gone Rambo on us. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout

#11. I'm an eclectic assortment of power and pride. I don't need rules or labels. Though if there was one I would lay claim to every time, it is as simple as it is misunderstood. I am a witch. - Author: Hollow Ryan