Psychiatry Humor Quotes

#1. A parting is sadder than a death, Ma always said, for two people are dead to one another and yet go on living ...

Caroline Pafford Miller

#2. You have no idea how difficult it was trying to listen to a single word you said today when all I could think about was how soft they are. How incredible they taste. How perfect they fit between mine.

Colleen Hoover

#3. Hoodie was just a nickname I had growing up and I just wanted to have a name that would stick in peoples' minds and be a little bit funny and representative of who I am.

Hoodie Allen

#4. Psychiatrists urge me to take my tranquilizers. When I don't they become agitated. I take their pills to calm them down.

Brian Spellman

#5. Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy and psychiatry and underrepresented in the priesthood. That immigrant Jewish humor is still with us.

Robert Klein

#6. Each nation has different obstacles and different goals, shaped by the vagaries of history and of experience. Yet as I talk to young people around the world I am impressed not by the diversity but by the closeness of their goals, their desires and their concerns and their hope for the future.

Robert Kennedy

#7. I could say that 'Exile On Main Street' was my favourite or whatever, but I'm more about the songs and the artists and the sound that they bring.

Paul Weller

#8. Talking to yourself is okay. Answering back is risky.

Brian Spellman

#9. I can't answer you in a nutshell. We wouldn't fit unless we saw the same shrink.

Brian Spellman

#10. When the government's boot is on your throat, whether it is a left boot or a right boot is of no consequence.

Gary Lloyd

#11. He's a master at it, making me feel as though everything is my fault, making me feel worthless.

Paula Hawkins

#12. I grew up in England at a time when England was winning Nobel Prizes right and left. I mean it was amazing how many Nobel Prizes England was winning in chemistry and physics and biology and all the sciences and at that time the teaching of science in the schools was really lousy.

Freeman Dyson

#13. Why is it that seventeenand eighteen-year-olds find it easier to kill than thirty-year-olds, for example? Because they have no pity, that's why.

Svetlana Alexievich

#14. Since when did psychiatry become one big, fat Myspace survey?

Nenia Campbell

#15. Shall we go?' he murmured, perhaps regretting his decision to show me his army of plastic cartoon figurines.

Jon Ronson

#16. If you doubt your sanity, is that proof?

James Qualls

#17. They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me.

Nathaniel Lee

#18. You have to figure that there is something seriously wrong with somebody who wants to enter a profession that deals with whether people are screwing enough. Dealing with spirits, spooks, and demons almost seemed normal.

Tom Upton

#19. You know there are no secrets in America. It's quite different in England, where people think of a secret as a shared relation between two people.

W. H. Auden

#20. I was kind of loathe to go on social media. I find the trolling unacceptable, and I never wanted to look like I was someone who would accept that.

Daisy Ridley

#21. It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is 'soporific'.

Beatrix Potter

#22. I had sent her to four consecutive psychiatrists, and not one of them had gotten me sober.

Alcoholics Anonymous

#23. People's backyards are much more interesting than their front gardens, and houses that back on to railways are public benefactors.

John Betjeman