Top 10 Profound Funny Birthday Quotes

#1. I was born in Tyrone, 1956, for something I didn't do. I was innocent. But they gave me life. I still remember the midwife who extradited me.

Kevin McAleer

Profound Funny Birthday Quotes #124873
#2. Ready?"
"Fuck no."
"Tough.

Jo Willow

Profound Funny Birthday Quotes #205441
#3. Non-violence ... is the only thing that the atom bomb cannot destroy. I did not move a muscle when I first heard that the atom bomb had wiped out Hiroshima. On the contrary, I said to myself, Unless now the world adopts non-violence, it will spell certain suicide for mankind.

Mahatma Gandhi

Profound Funny Birthday Quotes #271393
#4. I love kids with a passion I usually reserve for hot cheese, miniature chairs, and Prince concerts, but I feel no stress to reproduce simply because of a fear of withering eggs.

Olivia Wilde

Profound Funny Birthday Quotes #534504
#5. One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

Jane Wagner

Profound Funny Birthday Quotes #1064059
#6. 'Intermediary liability' means that the intermediary, a service that acts as 'intermediate' conduit for the transmission or publication of information, is held liable or legally responsible for everything its users do.

Rebecca MacKinnon

Profound Funny Birthday Quotes #1125309
#7. To meet the objections of some inveterate cavillers, I may as well state, that if I dined out occasionally, as I always had done,and I trust shall have opportunities to do again, it was frequently to the detriment of my domestic arrangements.

Henry David Thoreau

Profound Funny Birthday Quotes #1131531
#8. I love him to death, there's an Edwardian finishing touch to everything he does.

Helene Hanff

Profound Funny Birthday Quotes #1134702
#9. I think it would be worth the while to introduce a school of children to such [an oak grove], that they may get an idea of the primitive oaks before they are all gone, instead of hiring botanists to lecture to them when it is too late.

Henry David Thoreau

Profound Funny Birthday Quotes #1400110
#10. The instant her voice broke off ceasing to compel my attention, my belief, I felt the basic insincerity of what she had said.

F Scott Fitzgerald

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