Top 5 Professor Klump Sayings

#1. If you love me at all, then you'll get off the damn edge of that roof!" she shouts, her sudden spurt of anger alarming me. "Because I can't take this anymore ... " Her shoulders heave as she cries. "I swear to God, if I lose one more person I love, it's going to kill me.

Jessica Sorensen

Professor Klump Sayings #411621
#2. The treasure shouldn't do the hunting, and you're a treasure.

Ed Asner

Professor Klump Sayings #440603
#3. In other words a preacher who seems to be detached from the Truth, and who is just saying a number of things which may be very good and true and excellent in themselves, is not a preacher at all.

D. Martyn Lloyd-Jones

Professor Klump Sayings #529254
#4. The Bible. Know it in your head. Stow it in your heart. Show it in your life. Sow it in the world.

J. Vernon McGee

Professor Klump Sayings #632624
#5. There is a safety mechanism in place [to ensure the perambulator doesn't turn back into a purse with a baby in it] : if anything weighing more than a pound and a half-about the weight of a three-volume novel-is in the carriage of the perambulator, it will not transform.

Lev A.C. Rosen

Professor Klump Sayings #1424702

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