Professional Wrestlers Quotes

#1. Simple narcissism gives the power of beasts to politicians, professional wrestlers and female movie stars.

Norman Mailer

#2. Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

Jay Leno

#3. Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over.

Robert Whitlow

#4. Behold, my friends, the spring is come; the earth has gladly received the embraces of the sun, and we shall soon see the results of their love!

Sitting Bull

#5. Austin was engrossed in some mobile gaming device. "No, no, bad portal," he scolded, totally oblivious to the world. "Stop - evil - eurgh! Suck my flagellated balls, douchenozzle!

Robyn Schneider

#6. If I'd known a sixty-niner was the way to your heart I would have done it weeks ago.

Amy Andrews

#7. A photographer must be aware of and concerned about the words that accompany a picture. These words should be considered as carefully as the lighting, exposure and composition of the photograph.

Arthur Rothstein

#8. If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.

Bill Maher

#9. Never use the passive voice. Do not say, 'It will get done.' Say, 'I'll do it,' and then stick to a solid, unwavering deadline

Gina Barreca