Prison Warden Quotes

#1. God is not a celestial prison warden jangling the keys on a bunch of lifers
he's a shepherd seeking for sheep, a woman searching for coins, a father waiting for his son.

Clarence Jordan

#2. Because this is a prison, and there's a prison warden pretending to read a book, just to make others think she's an intelligent woman.

Paulo Coelho

#3. My kid wants to be a prison warden when he grows up so he can put thumb tacks on the electric chairs.

Rodney Dangerfield

#4. Individuals get caught up in the policy of their country. In prison, for instance, a warden or officer is not promoted if he doesn't follow the policy of the government - though he himself does not believe in that policy.

Nelson Mandela

#5. your God is the only warden of a prison where the only prisoner is your God.

Jose Saramago

#6. I am happy in every moment and every day. My happiness depends on me, not on the way.

Debasish Mridha

#7. It's all taking the customer's money and giving him exactly what he wants and then leaving him poorer than when he started.

Robert M. Pirsig

#8. I tend to write on an acoustic guitar or the piano. I have kind of a rule: if I can't sit down and play this and get the song over, I don't take it to the band, because most any good song, you can sit down and deliver it with a piano or a guitar.

Tom Petty

#9. I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.

Lee Trevino

#10. To make someone an icon is to make him an abstraction, and abstractions are incapable of vital communication with living people.

David Foster Wallace

#11. Marco Rubio turns a question about missing Senate votes into an attack on the mainstream media.

Kevin Drum

#12. I'm not really seeing pressure as a negative.

Mikaela Shiffrin

#13. I've always sung. I was really into musical theater when I was growing up. As a kid, I listened to Ella Fitzgerald and Nina Simone, actually, on cassette tapes.

Gugu Mbatha-Raw

#14. She fleetingly wished this handsome stranger could be the object of her desires, instead of his black-hearted companion.

Kat Martin

#15. The man who follows is forever at your back, something to consider Champion.

Crixus

#16. It's never pretty when you leave an abusive and controlling relationship. The warden always protests when the prison gets shut-down.

Steve Maraboli

#17. When I played, the owners had the power. The prisoners are running the prison now, not the warden. The warden is strong and he has say so but, the balance of power is definitely with the players.

Julius Erving

#18. I wouldn't be satisfied simply escaping from my prison of silence; I was planning to escape, free the other inmates, shoot the warden, and burn down the prison. Sometimes I get that way. It's a surprisingly useful frame of mind.

Scott Adams

#19. NBA games are exciting to watch and have global appeal. They are very popular in China. I do watch NBA games on television when I have time.

Xi Jinping

#20. If nice guys finish last, then great guys come in right after them.

Edward Dyer

#21. While writing is like a joyful release, editing is a prison where the bars are my former intentions and the abusive warden my own neuroticism.

Tiffany Madison

#22. Keep an open mind; it's the only way new things can get in.

Colleen Hoover

#23. Is it possible that my walls are specifically erected and intentionally reinforced out of the fear that God calls me to an existence without walls? And if this is so, do I realize that I am the warden of prison that I created in which I myself am the prisoner?

Craig D. Lounsbrough

#24. My hope for the future, not just in the music industry, but in every young girl I meet ... is that they all realize their worth and ask for it.

Taylor Swift