Prince William Funny Quotes

#1. I am your Prince and you will marry me," Humperdinck said.
Buttercup whispered, "I am your servant and I refuse."
"I am you Prince and you cannot refuse."
"I am your loyal servant and I just did."
"Refusal means death."
"Kill me then.

William Goldman

#2. If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.

T. Colin Campbell

#3. I'm going to marry Prince William! I'll get all Kate Middleton's cute coats!

Claudia Gray

#4. It sounds funny to say, but we saw [Kate's wedding to Prince William] as just a family wedding. And actually, I didn't realize - perhaps - the scale of it until afterwards. We all took on the roles as any family would.

Pippa Middleton

#5. Sometimes I think I'm real predictable to myself and other times ... you always wonder, Is this really what I wanted to do? Did I make a mistake? Should I be doing something else?

Tom Berenger

#6. I enjoy being at a meeting that doesn't start with an invocation!

Steven Weinberg

#7. Today is 11/11/11, a date so simple even Rick Perry can remember it.

Jimmy Fallon

#8. One thing about prejudices
once you break one of them, you're screwed, because then they all have got to go.

Cher

#9. A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma.

Teresa Bloomingdale

#10. I was covered in scars from the beatings, and she used to say it was a hockey ... She'd apologize. She was on pain. I understand that now, but you don't when you are three and four and you're being beaten to death with a hoover.

Brenda Fricker

#11. How now, my sweet creature of bombast! How long is't ago, Jack, since thou saw'st thien own knee?

William Shakespeare

#12. Hark, how hard he fetches breath.

William Shakespeare

#13. Unless philosophy can make a Juliet,
Displant a town, reverse a prince's doom,
It helps not, it prevails not.

William Shakespeare

#14. The Goddamn human race deserves itself, and as far as I'm concerned it can have it.

Elizabeth Janeway