Prelutsky Burt Quotes

#1. The main problem with pacifism is that it doesn't work in all situations. The main problem with pacifists is that they're convinced it does.

Burt Prelutsky

#2. If liberals didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all.

Burt Prelutsky

#3. The national sport in Ireland, apart from talking, is hurling.

Ken Bruen

#4. The scope of material I can work with is not limited to the set of things that we inherit from nature.

Drew Endy

#5. Reflect upon your present blessings
of which every man has many
not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some.

Charles Dickens

#6. Attempted murder should carry the same penalty as first-degree murder. Otherwise, you're simply rewarding incompetence.

Burt Prelutsky

#7. Say what you want about America - thirteen bucks can still get you a hell of a lot of mice!

George Michael

#8. We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don't grow bananas.

Burt Prelutsky

#9. If my thought-dreams could be seen/ They'd probably put my head in a guillotine.

Bob Dylan

#10. It seems to me that if you can't make a good solid case for your faith, you don't have a religion, you just have a habit.

Burt Prelutsky

#11. Finally, it occurs to me that the biggest problem with our elections is that however you vote, you wind up electing a politician.

Burt Prelutsky

#12. In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.

Burt Prelutsky

#13. Surely something must be terribly wrong with a man who seems to be far more concerned with Jews building houses in Israel than with Muslims building a nuclear bomb in Iran.

Burt Prelutsky

#14. We are enjoined whenever we behold the gifts of God in others so to reverence and respect the gifts as also to honor those in whom they reside.

John Calvin