Prank Call Quotes

#1. Essential characteristics of a gentleman: The will to put himself in the place of others; the horror of forcing others into positions from which he would himself recoil; and the power to do what seems to him to be right without considering what others may say or think.

John Galsworthy

#2. I am for our not having any discrimination in tax legislation.

Angela Merkel

#3. Home is the place that goes where you go, yet it welcomes you upon your return. Like a dog overjoyed at the door. We've missed you is what you hear, no matter how long you've been gone.

Michael J. Rosen

#4. The number one rule of the Internet: People are lazy. If you don't include a link, no one can click it. Attribution without a link online borders on useless: 99.9 percent of people are not going to bother Googling someone's name.

Austin Kleon

#5. You don't have wisdom for tomorrow's problems. But you will tomorrow. You don't have resources for tomorrow's needs. But you will tomorrow. You don't have courage for tomorrow's challenges. But you will when tomorrow comes.

Max Lucado

#6. Illusion, Temperament, Succession, Surface, Surprise, Reality, Subjectiveness,
these are the threads on the loom of time, these are the lords of life.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#7. My whole career began because I was always putting my music on the Internet. By the time I had my first tour, I had an audience everywhere I went, because people were listening online.

Jason Mraz

#8. Never ask how. At that moment, it felt like the wisest advice I had ever gotten.

Neal Shusterman

#9. No platitudes, Dr. Cerrasin? No 'God doesn't give you more than you can bear' speech?" "Call me Max. Please." He looked at her. "And sometimes God breaks your fucking back." It

Kristin Hannah

#10. I had had a continuing smoldering fury about the treatment of Jews in Germany.

J. Robert Oppenheimer

#11. Can't we kidnap Old Jethro, force him to help us, then vanquish him and the healer? Bran choked on his drink.

P.C. Cast

#12. In many cases of inflammation, the vascular changes develop slowly and long after the application of the stimulus which is responsible for the inflammatory reaction.

August Krogh

#13. Mr. Incandenza, this is the Enfield Raw Sewage Commission, and quite frankly we've had enough shit out of you.

David Foster Wallace

#14. When any civil government steps outside the mandate authorized by God Almighty, then that government does not have any further claim over its citizens.

Pat Robertson

#15. With God life is an endless hope. Without God, life is a hopeless end.

Bill Bright

#16. Almost all the fathers of socialism were members of the upper middle class or of the professions.

Ludwig Von Mises