Postal 2 Apocalypse Weekend Quotes

#1. I'm not sure what I ever did without you," he said, holding me up with one hand and unbuckling his belt with the other, "but I don't ever want to find out. You're everything I've ever wanted, Pigeon.

Jamie McGuire

#2. Geniuses must never die, the progress of mankind depends on us

Salvador Dali

#3. We have great information. They're going to welcome us. It'll be like the American Army going through the streets of Paris. They're sitting there ready to form a new government. The people will be so happy with their freedoms that we'll probably back ourselves out of there within a month or two.

Dick Cheney

#4. Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.' 'I'll have the bologna sandwich - dirty.'

Jim Gaffigan

#5. Should you start with a hypothesis and analyze data in a way that supported it, or start with the data and sift through it for a useful hypothesis?

Robert Littell

#6. I closed my mouth and spoke to you in a hundred silent ways.

Rumi

#7. They have called Operation Iraqi Freedom a war of choice that isn't part of the real war on terror. Someone should tell that to al Qaeda.

John Boehner

#8. Yes, after all, if I were to join you, I might enjoy myself, and wouldn't that be a shame? Please, don't spare me another thought.

Libba Bray

#9. The lioness giveth birth to cubs which remain three days without life. Then cometh the lion, breatheth upon them, and bringeth them to life.

Bill Vaughan

#10. Terror attacks in Mumbai have grown due to increase in the population of the north Indians in the city.

Raj Thackeray

#11. What do you want?"
"Spain"
"Fuck!

Christopher Moore

#12. An intellectual is some one who isn't exactly distinguished by his intellect. He claims that label to compensates for his inadequacies.

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

#13. All of us prepare our own lunch. If we don't like our jobs, if we don't like the state of our relationships, if we don't like what's happening to our spiritual lives - we have no one to blame but ourselves. Because God has given us free will.

Bo Sanchez