Post Christmas Sayings

#1. The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand. - Author: Milton Berle

#2. Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Author: Johnny Carson

#3. If [God] send me no husband, for the which blessing I am at him upon my knees every morning and evening ... - Author: William Shakespeare

#4. As a mother, you need to remember that a loving and compassionate God is one hundred percent aware of your child's situation. - Author: Elizabeth George

#5. A blank, my lord. She never told her love, 110 But let concealment, like a worm i'the bud, Feed on her damask cheek. - Author: William Shakespeare

#6. Perspective starts from one viewpoint and never gets away from it. But the viewpoint is quite unimportant. It is though someone were to draw profiles all his life, leading people to think that a man has only one eye ... - Author: Georges Braque

#7. Everywhere's been where it is ever since it was first put there. It's called geography. - Author: Terry Pratchett

#8. Faith is that quality or power by which the things desired become the things possessed. - Author: Kathryn Kuhlman

#9. Put simply, unlike terrestrial organisms it did not adapt to its surroundings over the course of hundreds of millions of years, so as only then to produce a rational species, but it had gained control over its environment from the start. - Author: Stanislaw Lem

#10. God's Blessing are more numerous than those growing trees. /Muhammad Abdullah Hassan, Defeat of the Infidels/ - Author: Steven Gould

#11. I lost everything in the post-natal depression. - Author: Erma Bombeck

#12. The post office in the city of Christmas, Florida, where thousands descend each year to get their holiday cards postmarked. It's the best tradition we got, so fuck it, I'm rodeo-riding this cultural mutation. - Author: Tim Dorsey

#13. Leave it to Bright Side to haunt me from the grave - and instead of it being creepy, it's sunshine and rainbows and fucking unicorns. - Author: Kim Holden

#14. We have no control over the future. We can only make the most of the present. - Author: Jody Hedlund

#15. The world is full of musicians who can play great, and you wouldn't cross the road to see them. It's people who have this indefinable attitude that are the good ones. - Author: Nick Lowe

#16. There is no doubt ISIS poses a clear, direct threat to the United States, and decisive action is badly needed. - Author: Bradley Byrne