Porthouse Tavern Quotes

#1. Peanut butter, jelly, applesauce? Are you six? I grinned at him.
He didn't smile back, though, just looked at me for a few beats as if considering my question. In some ways, yes, Bree. In other ways, no

Mia Sheridan

#2. Reason was the only thing that might save them, and there was no reason.

Michael Ondaatje

#3. In the end, Edwards wrestled with slavery, defending the institution within the colonies but also calling for the end of the Atlantic slave trade.

Richard A. Bailey

#4. I can saw a woman in two - but you won't want to look in the box when I'm through.

Warren Zevon

#5. I'm a better polemicist in prose.

Ted Rall

#6. If it's not fun, you are not doing it right.

Fran Tarkenton

#7. You can be in control of your life ... if you really want to be! Change your thoughts ... keep them clean & happy and then you will Change your life

Timothy Pina

#8. Now, unfortunately, some prissy card-carrying members of the U.S. Constitution have made us all look bad by pointing out that many of the Gitmo detainees weren't guilty of anything. Whoops!

Alex Gibney

#9. When you're the victim of the behavior, it's black and white; when you're the perpetrator, there are a million shades of gray.

Laura Schlessinger

#10. The person who knows only his side of the argument knows little of that.

Karl Barth

#11. The Oscars is a sport. There's the excitement of watching something live, as it happens.

Neil Meron