Popular Cartoon Quotes

#1. The most popular cartoon of mine is a guy on the phone looking at his appointment book and saying "No, Thursday's out. How about never, is never good for you?"

Robert Mankoff

#2. If people are dishonest once, they will be dishonest a second time. And honest people should keep away from them. (Lady Chiltern)

Oscar Wilde

#3. I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is foaming at the mouth, so I explained that I was on my way to the vet to have it put down. He asked if it was mad, to which I replied that it wasn't exactly pleased about it.

Chic Murray

#4. Regardless of the delivery method, your Higher Mind will leave you a trail of popcorn. It's been happening all along, even if you've been unaware, trampling it underfoot. It may only be one kernel at a time, but that's all you really need.

Debbianne DeRose

#5. Only a mediocre team is always at its best,

Charles Fountain

#6. But down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean, who is neither tarnished nor afraid.

Raymond Chandler

#7. I'm an adrenaline guy. I like to do stuff that gets my blood pumping, like roller coasters or jumping out of planes. I'm into all that crazy stuff.

Ja Rule

#8. The story of the human race is the story of men and women selling themselves short.

Abraham Maslow

#9. The enterprise, by definition, must be capable of producing more or better than all the resources that comprise it.

Peter Drucker

#10. Where did he go!" he bellowed, gloved hands clenching. "I had him in a snare
that would take Alexander the Great a lifetime to untwist, and he did it in a
week!" Al took a step, pinwheeling as his booted heel found an ice cube.

Kim Harrison

#11. I'm too comfortable to lift my head up right now, but just so you know, I'm rolling my eyes at your arrogance.

Kelly Oram

#12. He that seeks popularity in art closes the door on his own genius: as he must needs paint for other minds, and not for his own.

Anna Brownell Jameson

#13. When I'm not surfing or sailing, I am to be found at the harbour working on my boat.

Laura Dekker