Poonja Hotel Quotes

#1. Love is blind, it stops lovers seeing the silly things they do.

William Shakespeare

#2. You pay a whore to make you feel like a man, you fund a philharmonic to make yourself feel like a refined man.

Sam Lipsyte

#3. If I'm going to buy a new guitar, I take it to a good 'hot' room, like a tiled bathroom, and listen to the wood. If tone comes off the neck, you can bet it's gonna sound beautiful through an amp

Richard Betts

#4. I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.

Lil' Kim

#5. People are always casting me for what they call my 'authority.'

Linda Hunt

#6. I never could make out what those damned dots meant.

Lord Randolph Churchill

#7. Jesus never criticized prayers that were honest, only those that were long and showy.

Craig Groeschel

#8. My advice for the next commander in chief: Listen to your military advisers. Listen to your generals. They are the experts. Even if you have a commander in chief who has served in the military, that person still isn't engaged on a daily basis. The generals will know best.

Ralph Abraham

#9. We must be very careful when we say that somebody giving you compliments about your looks should be offensive. I think women really should look at why they're being offended by that.

Charlotte Rampling

#10. How many girls has he slept with?" "It's probably up to eighty now," I said. "But in his case, the higher the numbers go, the less each individual act seems to mean. Which is what I think he's trying to accomplish.

Haruki Murakami

#11. The book is even quirkier, but it's hard to bring all of that stuff to a movie. With a book, you use your imagination more and create your own way to make it all make sense.

Jemaine Clement