Pomegranate Funny Quotes

#1. Canadians are Americans with no Disneyland. - Author: Margaret Mahy

#2. I tell you that I like being this close to you and how you feel against me. But now even I'm hesitant. I'm afraid that when we hit the ground, this will be over. We'll land and this feeling between us will vanish. That you won't feel it any longer. I can't stand that thought. - Author: Jessica Park

#3. Should we have a leader or should we think for ourselves? Obviously the latter in principle. But-sometimes there lies a gulf between what is theoretically right and that which is practical. - Author: Philip K. Dick

#4. Our body does get old, but our spirit, never. If we write well enough, we might even live forever. - Author: A.A. Patawaran

#5. By the time Joan of Arc was 16 and had proclaimed herself the virgin warrior sent by God to deliver France from her enemies, the English, she had been receiving the counsel of angels for three years. - Author: Kathryn Harrison

#6. In my imagination, I can feel your presence. I can feel the warmth of your passionate hug. I can hear your sweet voice. I can hear the song of your beating heart. - Author: Debasish Mridha

#7. My life is a series of Hollywood orgies and Kabbalah center brunches with the cast of Friends. At least that's what my handlers tell me. I'm actually too valuable to live my own life and spend most of my days in a vegetable crisper to remain fake news anchor fresh. - Author: Jon Stewart

#8. I'm an urban person who loves living in the country. - Author: Dani Shapiro

#9. It didn't and doesn't turn out well. There is no happy ending to the story of sorrow if you are born with a predilection for despair. The world is, after all, a coarse and brutal and cruel place. It's only a matter of how long you can live with it. - Author: Elizabeth Wurtzel

#10. Truth never changes; it is the same now, yesterday, and forever, in itself; but our relations towards truth may change, for that which is hidden from us today may become known to us tomorrow. - Author: James Gibbons