Top 11 Pogo Funny Quotes

#1. It was not so much that I longed for death as that I didn't long for life.

Quentin Crisp

Pogo Funny Quotes #89819
#2. Hollywood has lost touch with their audience a long time ago.

John Ratzenberger

Pogo Funny Quotes #222086
#3. Part of protecting our homeland means being less dependent on foreign countries for our energy.

Rod Blagojevich

Pogo Funny Quotes #490920
#4. Just a moment," she said, "Murphy, yes?" "How did she know that?" Keith asked as the woman walked to the phone. "How do you have all of these strange connections inside Harrods? Who are you?

Maureen Johnson

Pogo Funny Quotes #514169
#5. Have you ever found Viking in your cottage cheese?

Neil Leckman

Pogo Funny Quotes #738407
#6. I wished I had put more cherries on that slice. The whole jar of cherries. I could watch him eat a whole jar of cherries.
Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, what was happening to me?

Francesca Zappia

Pogo Funny Quotes #746060
#7. The teacher who allows his scholars the freedom of the city of books is at liberty to be their guide, philosopher and friend; and is no longer the mere instrument of forcible intellectual feeding.

Charlotte Mason

Pogo Funny Quotes #765071
#8. It's just for some reason I've got just as many fans that only like me when I'm yelling or being funny or whatnot, and jumping up and down on a pogo stick while playing a fancy lead guitar. And they get mad when I sing a heartfelt emotional song and if there's an album full of them.

Butch Walker

Pogo Funny Quotes #780484
#9. Before each one of my fights, I make a point of saluting my opponent. I salute the other fighter out of respect, even though he is trying to take something from me.

Georges St-Pierre

Pogo Funny Quotes #1513568
#10. He had risked his freedom and his pride to buy her this, to acknowledge that part of her that everyone else seemed to want to get rid of.

Christopher Moore

Pogo Funny Quotes #1547970
#11. I think I developed a culture of healthy skepticism of claims of certainty on any side of the aisle. A sort of boldness in using economics no matter where it leads you in political circles, you know, rather than worrying about being left-wing or right-wing or biased or this or that.

David Plotz

Pogo Funny Quotes #1824965

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