Top 24 Poetic Humor Quotes
#1. Poetic license is not a license to scribe recklessly.
C. Kennedy
#2. You see? There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that's what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant - (sighs deeply). Oh, fuck it.
-M. Gustave, The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
Wes Anderson
#3. I realized with horror that I'd left my thesaurus in English class, and so wouldn't be able to describe their beauty in suitably poetic terms, but let me tell you, they were smokin' hot and no bullshit.
Stephfordy Mayo
#4. In every situation, there is a sacred answer. You must search and seek.
Lailah Gifty Akita
#5. I am interested in challenging the mainstream ideas of what is beautiful and what is acceptable.
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
#6. Still I considered the M16 my bestest of besties. Always by my side, even at night, burrowed into my sleeping bag with me, faithful and true. In the 4th Wave, you can't trust that people are still people. But you can trust that your gun is still your gun.
Shhh, Cassie. It's close.
Close
Rick Yancey
#7. This evening is as brief as the twinkling of an eye yet such twinklings is what eternity is made of.
Fred Rogers
#8. He thought of Jesus as a great teacher, a rebel who refused to see the poor and disenfranchised mistreated.
Alice Hoffman
#9. When I talk to entrepreneurs today, I feel like the grandfather who was in the Civil War.
Marc Andreessen
#10. They are part of lots of sessions that makeup a hazy part of my session life.
Jim Sullivan
#11. I've been part of founding three companies that have gone public. It doesn't seem like a big number, but it's actually a lot.
Eric Lefkofsky
#12. Do not try to be special. If you are simply ordinary, more ordinary than others, you will become extraordinary.
Jaggi Vasudev
#13. Were you always such a stubborn, blind, obtuse girl?"
"Are you calling me stupid?"
"Yes, but in a more poetic way!"
"Well, here's a poem for you. Get lost!
Colleen Houck
#14. Bracy sighed, "So this wasn't the heart ... it was the head."
"Bracy don't try to be poetic; it doesn't suit you.
Nicole Sager
#16. The world is in such a bad condition that if they don't find what you call a redeemer, every man, woman and child on this planet will be eliminated.
Sun Ra
#17. Yes," Bernarde quipped, "Deal with me, Jean Luc. Come and dance with the night, brother. Let us battle 'till the sun turns us to ash.
Katerina Martinez
#18. Someone asked me when is my birthday?
The poet inside me replied,
My birthday is on the last day of the year,
It's 31st December my dear!
Anamika Mishra
#20. I'm not ashamed, or embarrassed. I'm happy that I grew up listening to gospel music and came from where I came from. I feel like I have a history and a story. That's what I am and that's what I'll always be from. I was never running away from it.
Katy Perry
#21. For they were the stuff of nightmares; maggoty abominations possessed of incalculable and vile intellect that donned flesh and spines of men and beasts to shield themselves from the sun and enable themselves to walk upright instead of merely slithering.
Laird Barron
#22. Common people, whether lords or shop-keepers, are slow to understand that possession, whether in the shape of birth or lands or money or intellect, is a small affair in the difference between men.
George MacDonald
#23. I wax poetic
On the beauty of sewers
Real short poem. Done
Rick Riordan
#24. Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.
Thomas Carlyle
