Plonker Quotes

#1. Fear was keeping this loon going, as he was scrambling under the tables in this packed club, it was as if he was in a Carry On film and trying to hide from me. As the bouncers arrived, I was putting the boot in to the plonker without much success. He was like a bumblebee on speed!

Stephen Richards

#2. singing the songs of the old masters. Fats Waller's 'Ain't That A Shame', Chuck Berry's

Chris Dolan

#3. To be honest, the play that was drawn up, I scratched it. I just told coach, 'Give me the ball.' We're either going to go to overtime or I'm going to win it for us. It was that simple.

LeBron James

#4. The best way to find anything is to look with an opened mind.

Richard Diaz

#5. Houses are like lots of Rooms stuck together, TV persons stay in them mostly but sometimes they go in their outsides and weather happens to them.

Emma Donoghue

#6. As a man, I have no problem saying I was hurt.

Andre Ward

#7. Some boys... Are perfect shits. & other boys are very, very beautiful.

Benjamin Alire Saenz

#8. From my earliest memories, I loved the farm. My grandfather was a charter subscriber to Rodale's Organic Gardening and Farming Magazine and had a huge, well kept garden with an octagonal chicken house in the corner.

Joel Salatin

#9. I take Wellbutrin because I'm afraid to go into stores. I'm afraid people are going to yell at me.

Christina Ricci

#10. Having a deep sense of understanding is a huge burden for a mind that can't directly influence things.

Janvier Chouteu-Chando

#11. Jesus doesn't need us to be perfect; he wants us to be honest.

Anonymous

#12. I love Jet Li, he's really special.

Bridget Fonda