Piping At Funeral Quotes

#1. I try to treat all the money I'm making like it's the last time I'm going to make it.

Eminem

#2. Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door.

Jay McLean

#3. See, lady, that's what happens to snow in Texas. It- freaking- melts.

Rick Riordan

#4. One time you smash a bug with no mercy. Another time you find one helpless on his back with his legs flailing the air, and you flip him over and let him go on his way. The struggle that touches the heart.

Charles Portis

#5. It is not good for us to trust in our merits, in our virtues or our righteousness; but only in God's free pardon, as given us through faith in Jesus Christ.

John Wycliffe

#6. When I die, it will be a shipwreck, and as when a huge ship sinks, many people all around will be sucked down with it.

Pablo Picasso

#7. I have nothing to do with politics. I came here [Yugoslavia] to play chess and nothing else.

Bobby Fischer

#8. Everywhere the fatal spirit of imitation, of reference to European standards, penetrates and threatens to blight whatever of original growth might adorn the soil.

Margaret Fuller

#9. When God gets ready to shake America, He may not take the Ph.D. and the D.D. God may choose a country boy ... God may choose the man that no one knows, a little nobody, to shake America for Jesus Christ in this day, and I pray that He would!

Billy Graham

#10. For once a truth is known it cannot be unknown, it can only be denied.

Joyce Carol Oates

#11. The cruelty of a Fijian god, who, represented as devouring the souls of the dead, may be supposed to inflict torture during the process, is small compared with the cruelty of a God who condemns men to tortures which are eternal.

Herbert Spencer