Pillock Quotes

#1. I'm not the first or the last
to stand on a hillock,
watching the man she married
prove to the world
he's a total, utter, absolute, Grade A pillock.

- Mrs Icarus

Carol Ann Duffy

#2. I haven't got a gun you homicidal pillock!

Jonathan Lynn

#3. I have tried to teach you the wonders of the spiritual world ...
... I have tried to show how we mortals can attain such wisdom ...
... and I've decided you're a pillock.
[click on the thumbnail, art by Andrew Christine]

Roger Kettle

#4. Mrs Icarus
I'm not the first or the last
to stand on a hillock,
watching the man she married
prove to the world
he's a total, utter, absolute, Grade A pillock.

Carol Ann Duffy

#5. One of the joys of a really good book is that you're so into the world of the book, you forget what you're looking at is words on a page.

Rick Yancey

#6. - a freak. I don't want to be seen as a scary freak anymore. And with that I dropped a freeze-dried bat into the bubbling brew.

Juliet Blackwell

#7. In Sea affairs, nothing is impossible, and nothing is improbable.

Horatio Nelson

#8. Neil said to me once that in times of desperation, you have to force yourself to make a decision.

It's your choice, he said. Us or them. So choose.

Shirley Marr

#9. After going to Australia, it's hard to go anywhere after that. I want to move there. I'm obsessed with it.

Nina Dobrev

#10. because he was always around, and because

John Grisham

#11. If I kept trying to be what everybody wanted, I'd soon be insipid enough to fit in everywhere.

Barbara Kingsolver

#12. The ones that make it complicated never get congratulated

Kid Cudi

#13. Self-discovery is the process of learning about who you are as an individual, independent from your friends, family, employer, or nation.

Scott Berkun