Top 14 Phyllis Wedding Quotes
#1. For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.
Phyllis Battelle
#2. Get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one.
Phyllis Diller
#3. I always have a pad of paper and a pencil within reach, to catch on the wing this turn of phrase which strikes me as felicitous, that idea which I hope to be able to examine more closely in the light of day.
Roger Martin
#4. Never refer to your wedding night as the original amateur hour.
Phyllis Diller
#6. Never believe that body is permanent. Body is like a water bubble. Mind is like a mad monkey.
Sathya Sai Baba
#7. Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.
Phyllis Diller
#8. I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."
Phyllis Diller
#9. A large part of acting is just pretending. You get to work with these other great make-believers, all making believe as hard as they can.
Jeff Bridges
#10. As Mother Teresa once said, you will only ever have trust.
Jeff Goins
#11. When we are looking for validation, that will never satisfy us. When we are looking for affection, for love, a little bit of that will be enough to be complete.
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
#12. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day,
Helen Harper
#13. I hasten to mention that I have never actually solicited a catalogue. Although it is tempting to conclude that our mailbox hatches them by spontaneous generation, I know they are really the offspring of promiscuous mailing lists, which copulate in secret and for money.
Anne Fadiman
#14. Our lives are God's messengers beneath the stars.
Sri Aurobindo