Top 14 Phyllis Wedding Quotes

#1. For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.

Phyllis Battelle

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#2. Get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one.

Phyllis Diller

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#3. I always have a pad of paper and a pencil within reach, to catch on the wing this turn of phrase which strikes me as felicitous, that idea which I hope to be able to examine more closely in the light of day.

Roger Martin

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#4. Never refer to your wedding night as the original amateur hour.

Phyllis Diller

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#5. Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

Phyllis Diller

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#6. Never believe that body is permanent. Body is like a water bubble. Mind is like a mad monkey.

Sathya Sai Baba

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#7. Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.

Phyllis Diller

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#8. I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."

Phyllis Diller

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#9. A large part of acting is just pretending. You get to work with these other great make-believers, all making believe as hard as they can.

Jeff Bridges

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#10. As Mother Teresa once said, you will only ever have trust.

Jeff Goins

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#11. When we are looking for validation, that will never satisfy us. When we are looking for affection, for love, a little bit of that will be enough to be complete.

Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

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#12. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day,

Helen Harper

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#13. I hasten to mention that I have never actually solicited a catalogue. Although it is tempting to conclude that our mailbox hatches them by spontaneous generation, I know they are really the offspring of promiscuous mailing lists, which copulate in secret and for money.

Anne Fadiman

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#14. Our lives are God's messengers beneath the stars.

Sri Aurobindo

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