Phoner Quotes

#1. If you sext, do you get a phoner?

Cambria Hebert

#2. #LateNightMusings:

If you sext, do you get a phoner?

-Buzzboss

Cambria Hebert

#3. It's not easy to look the way I do: in popular culture, one only sees a face like mine on the Phaontom of the Opera, on Freddie Krueger from Elm Street, or on Leatherface from deep in the heart of Texas. Sure, a burn victim may "get the girl" - but usually only with a pickax.

Andrew Davidson

#4. Spiritual maturity is becoming like Jesus in the way we think, feel, and act. The more you develop Christlike character, the more you will bring glory to God. The Bible says, "As the Spirit of the Lord works within us, we become more and more like him and reflect his glory even more."16

Rick Warren

#5. Jesus Christ was a patriot! His country was the world. His laws were the eternal principles of liberty, and his followers, in every age, have been the chosen champions of freedom!

Orson F. Whitney

#6. Paige, sweetheart, I love you with all my heart. Maybe it wasn't love at first sight, but then again, maybe it was. Maybe we made each other so mad because we knew, deep down, that we belong together. It just took our heads a little while to catch up with our hearts.

Kathleen Brooks

#7. You can't sow without plowing first. First you have to break up the earth.

Alessandro Baricco

#8. A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.

Billy Joel

#9. No matter who's looking at you, love, honesty, and kindness will always make you beautiful!

Delano Johnson

#10. If I had known how hard it would be to do something new, particularly in the payments industry, I would never have started PayPal. That's why nobody with long experience in banking had done it. You needed to be naive enough to think that new things could be done.

Peter Thiel

#11. Reasonable people can differ on whether or not we should have gone into Iraq.

Mike Pence

#12. It is the understanding of others and the awareness of their needs, that the ambassador of CHRIST should strive to cultivate

Larry Crabb

#13. Perhaps ... I mean there are people who defend that it as an art. I don't. I like it but it's not an art form as far as I'm concerned, and yet it's a similar thing, once you can't land those jumps, you're disqualified - that precludes it from ever becoming a serious art form.

Mark Morris

#14. John Kerry said today he wants to debate President Bush once a month. Hey good luck, if Bush couldn't make it to the National Guard once a month, he's not going to show up for this.

Jay Leno

#15. I don't believe in ONE holy book. I believe all books are holy. Of course, some books are holy shit.

John Raptor

#16. I miss my mattress when I am gone; It's one thing I've made an impression on.

Richard Armour