Top 89 Phil Robertson Quotes
#1. I love having Phil [Robertson] in the kitchen! Not only is he a great cook, but it means less work for me!
Kay Robertson
#2. I remember when TV networks believed in the First Amendment. It is a messed up situation when Miley Cyrus gets a laugh, and Phil Robertson gets suspended.
Bobby Jindal
#3. This weekend the Conservative Political Action Conference, CPAC, featured several speakers including Sarah Palin and Phil Robertson from 'Duck Dynasty.' It was a good weekend for conservatives - and a great weekend for wild animals.
Jimmy Fallon
#4. It was about 5 years after I was baptized before the pull of sin finally stopped.
Phil Robertson
#5. I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.
Phil Robertson
#6. I turned from my wicked ways and embraced Jesus. The next thing I knew, good times had come my way.
Phil Robertson
#7. We've been in business together ever since we were children, so back in the day, there were so many references to 'your dad.' Rather than wanting to sound totally hickified and go, 'Well, my daddy said,' we would refer to him as 'Phil.'
Willie Robertson
#8. I don't use any of the terminology like 'left wing' and 'right wing.' I use language like 'godly' and 'holiness.'
Phil Robertson
#9. Carry your Bible and live by it. There's a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you - male or female.
Phil Robertson
#10. My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the Bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.
Phil Robertson
#12. If men were in charge of carrying and birthing our babies, we'd have a lot fewer people on Earth, because we'd only do it once- I can promise you that!
Phil Robertson
#13. Women are a lot like ducks-they don't like mud on their butts.
Phil Robertson
#15. 25"Therefore I say to you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or what you will drink; nor about your body, what you will put on. Is not life more than food and the body more than clothing?
Phil Robertson
#16. Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.
Phil Robertson
#17. I'm a highly-educated man, maybe a shocker to some. I have a master's degree. I'm no dumbo.
Phil Robertson
#18. What people fail to understand coughing up sin and confessing it and giving it to the only one that can remove it, for crying out loud, we're all sinners.
Phil Robertson
#19. I have bitten down or swallowed a few pellets through the years. My uncle had his appendix removed and there were over 100 lead pellets in it. He might have died of lead poisoning. Now that is eating a lot of game!
Phil Robertson
#20. We never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell. That's the Almighty's job.
Phil Robertson
#21. Phil has the classic, mature beard. Jase's is kind of red - it's weird, like him! Jep grooms his the most: He's got all these special lotions and perfumes that he puts on.
Willie Robertson
#24. If I were in politics, and if you ever get me in the White House, trust me, there's a big change coming. What happened to America? We lost our roots.
Phil Robertson
#26. When you get older and you start dating, I want you to be able to say one thing, 'I can bait a hook.'
Phil Robertson
#27. I love all men and women. I am a lover of humanity, not a hater. ... I have been immoral, drunk, high. I ran with the wicked people for 28 years and I have run with the Jesus people since and the contrast is astounding.
Phil Robertson
#28. Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.
Phil Robertson
#31. If you simply put your faith in Jesus coming down in flesh, through a human being, God becoming flesh living on the earth, dying on the cross for the sins of the world, being buried, and being raised from the dead - yours and mine and everybody else's problems will be solved.
Phil Robertson
#32. If you delve into and a part of the political wars, the - as I would call it, the arguing ad infinitum. It never ends, and very few people I've noticed ever change their mind.
Phil Robertson
#33. Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our children if we still followed their ideals and beliefs.
Phil Robertson
#34. Temporary is all you're going to get with any kind of health care, except the health care I'm telling you about. That's eternal health care, and it's free ... I've opted to go with eternal health care instead of blowing money on these insurance schemes.
Phil Robertson
#35. Everything is blurred on what's right and what's wrong. Sin becomes fine. Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there.
Phil Robertson
#36. There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.
Phil Robertson
#37. Let me tell you something: I salute womanhood worldwide, because women are exceptionally tough for enduring the misery of childbirth. I've cleaned hogs and gutted deer, but in my experience on Earth I've never witnessed such a brutal event.
Phil Robertson
#38. A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot
Phil Robertson
#39. Two of the central ingredients to our family are food and faith, so sitting down together and thanking God for the food He's provided means everything to us. Prayer is a natural part of our lives - not only around the dinner table, but all day long.
Phil Robertson
#40. But it also came at a significant cost for human rights, and today's restricted freedom of expression, self-censorship and stunted multi-party democracy.
Phil Robertson
#41. To call me in, I'm thinking I don't own a suit, a ring, a watch, a cellphone. I'm dragging up out of the woods here. You boys must be hard up these days.
Phil Robertson
#42. I always told him, If I leave you, I'll divorce you and find somebody else if I want to. I would never cheat on you.
Phil Robertson
#43. Three, four, five years, we're out of here. You know what I'm saying? It's a TV show. This thing ain't gonna last forever. No way.
Phil Robertson
#44. God-fearing people, once they're saved from their sins, they don't mind talking about it.
Phil Robertson
#45. You have to discipline your children, or they won't respect you, law enforcement or God or anyone else.
Phil Robertson
#46. Always remember this. Television, fame, money - listen, here is a news flash for America. Fame cannot remove your sin. And all of the money you ever amass cannot raise you from the dead.
Phil Robertson
#48. It's like Jase says: when you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly!
Phil Robertson
#49. I enjoy almost all of the game we kill. I only like to eat game that I have cleaned. I guess duck and dressing are still one of my favorites. We prefer fat green-winged teal or wood ducks for our dressing.
Phil Robertson
#50. Kids in America today are overweight and lazy, and it's their parents fault for letting it happen.
Phil Robertson
#51. I don't worry too much about people hating or insulting me. I'm a sinful man, and I've made a lot of mistakes. People have reason to hate me.
Phil Robertson
#52. There's one race on this planet. It's called the human race. We're all the same. To me, there is absolutely nothing that has color to do with it.
Phil Robertson
#54. Jesus Christ was the most perfect being to ever walk this planet and he was persecuted and nailed to the cross ... so please don't be surprised when we get a little static.
Phil Robertson
#55. I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.
Phil Robertson
#56. I've never owned a cell phone and don't plan on ever having one. If anyone needs to talk to me, they know where I live.
Phil Robertson
#57. Actually, most people don't think I have too much sense because I would rather be fairly intelligent and act dumb instead of not having any sense at all and try to act smart.
Phil Robertson
#58. Money can come and go, and fame comes and goes. Peace of mind and a relationship with God is far more important, so this is the precedent that we've set in our lives. The bottom line is, we all die, so Jesus is the answer.
Phil Robertson
#59. And we debate whether it's a - some woman's right to tear you out of there a piece at a time! C'mon! You have a God-given right to live. And of all places, inside your mother - what in the world happened to us?
Phil Robertson
#60. Lord, if You bless me, I'll thank You; but if You don't, I'll be thankful for what I have. I have plenty. I'm in good shape.
Phil Robertson
#61. I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person. Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I'm with the blacks, because we're white trash.
Phil Robertson
#62. Uptown living, you've got to call 911. Where I am, I am 911.
Phil Robertson
#63. If you provide the drive, dream, and vision, with God's help, you can accomplish anything.
Phil Robertson
#64. 26"Look at the birds of the air, for they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not of more value than they?
Phil Robertson
#65. I told Miss Kay we need to make sure our children don't turn out like I turned out, so they were raised up around biblical instruction. That mixed with discipline - the discipline code, I call it. They just had a lifestyle of seeing their parents do good things.
Phil Robertson
#66. I'm as much of a homophobe as Jesus was. The people who are participating in homosexual behavior, they need to know that I love them.
Phil Robertson
#67. It was hard to love my wife and kids because I was all wrapped up in loving only myself. I did what I wanted, when I wanted, without any real concern for them.
Phil Robertson
#68. We're trying to infuse a little good into the American culture. Love God, love your neighbor, hunt ducks. Raise your kids, make them behave, love them. I don't see the down side to that.
Phil Robertson
#69. I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty, and like Him, I love all of humanity.
Phil Robertson
#70. I don't own a cell phone. I've never turned on a computer in my life.
Phil Robertson
#71. If we lose our morality, we will lose our country. It will happen.
Phil Robertson
#72. The Boy Scouts might have the motto "Be Prepared," but where I grew up, you practically went straight from diapers to manhood.
Phil Robertson
#73. If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.
Phil Robertson
#74. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.
Phil Robertson
#75. 3Jesus answered and said to him, Most assuredly, I say to you, unless one is born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.
Phil Robertson
#76. This would be nice when we baptize people in the winter.
Phil Robertson
#77. Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.
Phil Robertson
#78. Why do they murder and why do they hate us? Because all of them ... 80 years of history, they all want to conquer the world, they all rejected Jesus and they're all famous for murder. Nazis, Shintoists, Communists and the Mohammedists. Every one of them the same way.
Phil Robertson
#79. Jesus came down in flesh and solved both of them. So for me, my household - I just think that we would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other. At the end of the day you will be happy, happy, happy.
Phil Robertson
#80. If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible ... now there's the complete package of womanhood.
Phil Robertson
#81. Genesis 9 is where the animals went wild, and God gave them wildness. After the flood, that's when he made animals wild. Up until that time, everybody was vegetarian.
Phil Robertson
#82. I make a mean pecan pie, and I have a great recipe for pralines - also using pecans. Pralines take a lot of patience, and patience is a must in the duck blind as well as in the kitchen. Good things come to those who wait.
Phil Robertson
#83. I've been on this earth for sixty-six years, and I've reached a conclusion and it's a fact: women are strange creatures.
Phil Robertson
#84. The more make up a woman wears the more she's tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil.
Phil Robertson
#85. Whether it was hunting, fishing, or playing sports, my children were going to grow up outside. They weren't going to be sitting on the couch inside. At least they didn't grow up to be nerds.
Phil Robertson
#86. To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that.
Phil Robertson
#87. I kinda liked ol' Shakespeare and them guys, you know. I went back and got my master's just in case. I thought, if I ever needed it, I'd have the sheepskin to show people no matter how dumb I looked, actually I was about half intelligent. I got the degree to let 'em know I wasn't as dumb as I acted.
Phil Robertson
#88. Many have told me through the years: 'I think I'll take my chances without Jesus.' And I always come back and say, 'So what chance is that?'
Phil Robertson
#89. I have a God-given right to pursue happiness, and happiness to me is killing things, skinning them, plucking them, and then having a good meal. What makes me happy is going out and blowing a duck's head off.
Phil Robertson
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