Phantomwise Minor Quotes

#1. Not exactly hit them, but I've restrained a few people.

Chuck Zito

#2. Only 42 percent of Republicans believe Obama was born in the United States. That's an amazing statistic. How come in America Christians are the only ones who won't take anything on faith?

Bill Maher

#3. There is only one principle of war and that's this. Hit the other fellow, as quickly as you can, as hard as you can, where it hurts him most, when he ain't lookin'.

William Slim

#4. AIDS was something that was put upon us [as haitians], and we were immediately identified with it. That is unfair. That is unjust. I always say, "We are all people living with AIDS." It's not like you can avoid it. It's part of our world.

Edwidge Danticat

#5. He's a master at it, making me feel as though everything is my fault, making me feel worthless.

Paula Hawkins

#6. Turns out Valhalla had been sending its recycling to home plate at Fenway, which could explain any problems the Red Sox were having with their offensive lineup.

Rick Riordan

#7. I am sure from my experience of juries that, in a criminal case especially, they will obey the law as declared by the Judge; they will take the law from the Judge, whether they like it or do not like it, and apply it honestly to the facts before them.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

#8. When we know how to be at peace, we find that art is a wonderful way to share our peacefulness.

Thich Nhat Hanh

#9. I bleed Dodger blue and when I die, I'm going to the big Dodger in the sky.

Tommy Lasorda

#10. Oh what fools we mortals are.

William Shakespeare