Pfening Valve Quotes

#1. Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.

Bill Nye

#2. Sometimes people who seem good end up being not as good as you might have hoped, you know?

Jonathan Safran Foer

#3. If there is horror, it is for those who speak indifferently of the next war. If there is hate, it is for hateful qualities, not nations. If there is love, it is because this alone kept me alive.

Claude Cahun

#4. She had learned to use her silence as armor and her memories as escape from the sniggers and name-calling.

Sonali Dev

#5. I probably could be a world-class screenwriter by now if I had spent the kind of work I devote on Comedy Death-Ray to that. But I do okay, in that regard. I mean, my stuff gets bought, so it's all right.

Scott Aukerman

#6. Children will imitate their fathers in their vices, seldom in their repentance.

Charles Spurgeon

#7. To wake up each morning is a blessed gift.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#8. Idols must never be touched: the gilt will come off on our hands.

Gustave Flaubert

#9. Albums, with me, have never had an easy birth. Especially when all the songs are self-written songs.

Marc Almond

#10. It requires ages to destroy a popular opinion.

Voltaire

#11. All babies are incoherent, but they grow up. That is the principle difference between an infant and a poet.

Sharyn McCrumb

#12. There's a lot more people out there than you would think who cannot differentiate between TV and reality. I do think there's a lot of people out there who think I'm a nasty human being.

Torrey DeVitto

#13. No man is so exquisitely honest or upright in living, but that ten times
in his life he might not lawfully be hanged.

Michel De Montaigne

#14. There are no shortcuts. The fact that a shortcut is important to you means that you are a pussy.

Mark Rippetoe