Pet Parrot Quotes

#1. Remember back in forty-four when someone killed that pet parrot of yours? What was his name, Reynold? You know, the only friend you ever had? That was me, George. I fucked it to death then fed it to Goshy.

Will Elliott

#2. The funeral of Andrew Jackson at the Hermitage was flawed when his pet parrot had to be removed because it kept squawking out the profanity Jackson had taught the foul fowl.20

Craig Shirley

#3. A real Christian is the one who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.

Billy Graham

#4. The heart is like a flower. Unless it is open, it cannot release its fragrance into the world.

Rajneesh

#5. The world will not be saved by poets or poetry.

Marty Rubin

#6. At some hotels, I feel like I have to be dressed to the nines - perfectly eccentric - to walk out the door.

Karen Elson

#7. Sometimes what's important is dull. Sometimes it's work. Sometimes the important things aren't works of art for your entertainment, X.

David Foster Wallace

#8. Love, sex, food, friendship, art, play, beauty and the simple pleasure of a cup of tea are all well and good, but never forget that God/the universe is determined to kill you by whatever means necessary.

Chuck Lorre