Pesca Quotes

#1. The man was reportedly allowed to bring the turkey onboard as a therapy pet because it was an emotional support animal. It's so cute. It had one of those vests saying support animal, do not pet or baste.

Mike Pesca

#2. The only single guy driving a minivan is a guy whose mother bought the van 16 years ago.

Mike Pesca

#3. The lie is, even if you do work out, you'll never look like Madonna. That's the lie.

Mike Pesca

#4. No country can become a nation by producing a race of imitators.

Mahatma Gandhi

#5. I guess that's the major difference between '80s-club Madonna and today's Madonna is she can get anyone she wants to show up in the studio for her.

Mike Pesca

#6. The weaker the partner is viewed by the Muslims, then the greater the anger which they express. And this anger is often carefully staged.

Bassam Tibi

#7. Friday means popcorn and multiplexes, speaking of movies, and it is the multi that is the problem. So many movie screens. The struggle of what to put on them.

Mike Pesca

#8. It never stops to amaze me how God sends the right people at the right stage of your life as a confirmation to let you know that you're not crazy.

Assegid Habtewold

#9. Spend less than you make; always be saving something. Put it into a tax-deferred account. Over time, it will begin to amount to something. This is such a no-brainer.

Charlie Munger

#10. I don't want no lies, I don't watch TV. I don't waste my time, won't read a magazine.

Madonna Ciccone

#11. The obliterated place is equal parts destruction and creation. The obliterated place is pitch black and bright light. It is water and parched earth. It is mud and it is manna. The real work of deep grief is making a home there.

Cheryl Strayed

#12. I have drawn from the well of language many a thought which I do not have and which I could not put into words.

Karl Kraus

#13. Turkey's great if you're one of those people who can't sleep on planes because when the tryptophan kicks in, it's no problem.

Mike Pesca

#14. The great appeal of baseball, among the great appeals, it's a game without time. It is a pastoral game that is separated from time.

Mike Pesca

#15. I was wondering, do we get the best of Swedish music or just the best of Swedish music that speaks English? Sweden has a population of nine million. And with all these acts coming out it just seems like very ripe for musical success. I don't know how they do it.

Mike Pesca

#16. What have you given the world it never possessed before you came?

Billy Sunday

#17. A South Korean inventor has finally created the robot that mankind has been waiting for. Scientists who have been worried about the robot apocalypse can finally set aside their fears thanks to the new robot Drinky, machines are no longer going to enslave us. They're going to puke on our shoes.

Mike Pesca

#18. My father was a painter. There was a lot of singing. We hung around with a lot of folk musicians. My family knew a lot of great folk musicians of the time, like Woody Guthrie, Paul Robeson, Leadbelly. They were all people we knew.

Alan Arkin

#19. I'm the one who requires a nice scratch behind my ears, and then I'll tap my toe, and that'll be fine.

Mike Pesca

#20. And believe it or not, a new record from Philly's greatest, the Roots. It's kind of bitter sweet, to be honest. Well, maybe not so bitter. It's called "Rising Down."

Mike Pesca