Pepperidge Farm Quotes

#1. Pepperidge Farm bread. That's fancy bread. You can tell it's fancy because it's wrapped twice. You open it, and it still isn't open. That's why I don't buy it. I don't need another step between me and toast.

Mitch Hedberg

#2. I can remember standing in a W.P.A. line with a gunny sack, and I remember having to buy chocolate milk instead of white because it was one cent cheaper.

Jerry Buss

#3. Don't pray for the rain to stop; pray for good luck fishing when the river floods.

Wendell Berry

#4. God is good for everybody. The sun shines on good people and bad people, and it rains on both, too. God doesn't choose rain only for bad people.

Mariano Rivera

#5. Your face and head give more information about you than any other body part.

Helen Fisher

#6. Prince, sad to say, has passed on!!!He was a Giant. My deep condolences go out to his family, friends and fans.

Gene Simmons

#7. Today, as in Paul's day, the preaching of Christ is done both out of love for the Lord and also out of contention and insincerity.

Paul Silway

#8. I think that if I were required to spend the rest of my life on a desert island, and to listen to or play the music of any one composer during all that time, that composer would almost certainly be Bach.

Glenn Gould

#9. If I must consort with rogues [ ... ] I own I like them to be in the grand manner.

Georgette Heyer

#10. The devil had long ago taken a shine to Tert Card, filled him like a cream horn with itch and irritation. His middle name was X. Face like cottage cheese clawed with a fork.

Annie Proulx