Top 5 Pelindung Keyboard Quotes
#1. You know, it would be much less trouble if you were willing to bat your magic eyelashes.
#2. Medicaid only allowed you three choices of
frames ... ugly, uglier, and fuckin rape prevention birth control!
#3. We're all broken.
#4. If love eats the donut, does time eat the hole?
#5. Not wearing make-up? I can do it, and don't think twice.