Pegaso Universita Quotes

#1. Ann Landers said that you are addicted to sex if you have sex more than 3 times a day, and that you should seek professional help. I have news for Ann Landers: The only way I am going to get sex 3 times a day is if I seek professional help.

Jay Leno

#2. April is a promise that May is bound to keep.

Hal Borland

#3. In experimental philosophy, propositions gathered from phenomena by induction should be considered either exactly or very nearly true notwithstanding any contrary hypotheses, until yet other phenomena make such propositions either more exact or liable to exceptions.

Isaac Newton

#4. I made the first move. Now it's up to him."
"Telling him you should hit the sack and get it out of your system is not making the first move.

Mary J. Williams

#5. Cooking was not a chore for Tengo. He always used it as a time to think - about everyday problems, about math problems, about his writing, or about metaphysical propositions. He could think in a more orderly fashion while standing in the kitchen and moving his hands than while doing nothing.

Haruki Murakami

#6. Life isn't black and white. It's a million gray areas, don't you find?

Ridley Scott

#7. Many years ago I also bought a house in Provence for about 70,000 francs. It had no electricity or running water, and no road leading to the house, but gradually we made improvements. It's my escape and I love it.

Eric Idle

#8. Now, John, I don't know anything about politics, but I can read my Bible; and there I see that I must feed the hungry, clothe the naked, and comfort the desolate; and that Bible I mean to follow.

Harriet Beecher Stowe

#9. We must judge of a form of government by it's general tendency, not by happy accidents

Thomas B. Macaulay

#10. Knowing that you do not know is to ask humbly, instead of tell arrogantly. That is the beginning of wisdom.

Philippa Gregory

#11. The people in our country and in America and in all West European countries, they have to gorge and guzzle so that they don't even start to think about the fact that we have something to do with Vietnam or what it might be about, OK?

Gudrun Ensslin

#12. Our inventions mirror our secret wishes.

Lawrence Durrell

#13. The man who procrastinates is always struggling with misfortunes.

Hesiod

#14. Ty slapped Owen on the arm. "Close your eyes, man."
"Why?"
"You got a tell."
"I have a tell at Rock, Paper, Scissors?" Ty and Nick both nodded. "And you tell me ten years later? You're both assholes!

Abigail Roux