Peep Show Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 14 famous quotes and sayings about peep show funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 14 Peep Show Funny Quotes

#1. I put Algernon's body in a cheese box and buried him in the backyard. I cried. - Author: Daniel Keyes
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#2. Silence.
Give me control. Give me calm. Give me restraint.
Flash. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk
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#3. Have your being outside this body of birth and death and all your problems will be solved. They exist because you believe yourself born to die. Undeceive yourself and be free. You are not a person. - Author: Nisargadatta Maharaj
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#4. Life will throw everything but the kitchen sink in your path, and then it will throw the kitchen sink. It's your job to avoid the obstacles. If you let them stop you or distract you, you're not doing your job, and failing to do your job will cause regrets that paralyze you more than a bad back. - Author: Andre Agassi
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#5. A librarian is not a legal process. There is not librarian in the country unless she or he is a lawyer who is in the position to determine what he or she is looking at is indeed child pornography. - Author: Judith Krug
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#6. Fight the good fight of faith, and God will give you spiritual mercies. - Author: George Whitefield
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#7. My credit card company calls me if it looks like I've bought too many hoodies and cargo pants for my kid at Old Navy. - Author: Christy Lemire
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#8. And if they thought her aimless, if they thought her a bit mad, let them. It meant they left her alone. Marya was not aimless, anyway. She was thinking. - Author: Catherynne M Valente
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#9. The band that seems to tie their friendship together will be the very strangler of their amity. - Author: William Shakespeare
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#10. A woman keeps to home and family, and tends to matters inside the home. A man keeps to war games and tends to matters outside.
A queen tends to both, I wanted to say, but did not. She would not understand. - Author: Susan Fraser King
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#11. Nothing is as unique as sex in nature; it is full of enjoyment, pleasure and happiness. There is no discrimination, no exclusion, no inequality and no racism. - Author: M.F. Moonzajer
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#12. Sure, fear can protect us from danger - but most of the time it just keeps us from life's great adventures. - Author: Michael Chandler
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#13. With a feeling of intense disgust you kick the mass of rubbish into a corner and go home, your head full of revolutionary schemes to abolish the divine right of professors to ask questions without the consent of the questioned. - Author: Helen Keller
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#14. I am more rich in goods than I am in money. - Author: John Gutfreund
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