Pediculosis Quotes

#1. Head lice have their own animal-rights group, or may as well. The National Pediculosis Association doesn't exactly advocate letting lice live with dignity, but it does oppose pediculicidal treatments.

P. J. O'Rourke

#2. Heaven is a big place, honey. I don't know every dead person.'
'They'd probably be in hell anyway.

A.E. Jones

#3. Whenever people say a coincidence in a novel is implausible, I think, Do I have a story for you ...

Alexander Chee

#4. The miracle of compounding returns is overwhelmed by the tyranny of compounding costs.

John C. Bogle

#5. One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

Kristen Schaal

#6. Your eyes wider than distance, this life is sweeter than fiction.

Taylor Swift

#7. Pastries ... can only be appreciated to the full extent of their subtlety when they are not eaten to assuage our hunger, when the orgy of their sugary sweetness is not destined to full some primary need but to coat our palate with all the benevolence of the world.

Muriel Barbery

#8. Music is given to us with the sole purpose of establishing an order in things, including, and particularly, the coordination between man and time.

Igor Stravinsky

#9. Oh, I shouldn't try to teach them anything, not just yet, anyway. Just keep them quiet.

Evelyn Waugh

#10. I and my bosom must debate awhile, and then I would no other company.

William Shakespeare

#11. Based upon the pictures, I concluded that about 60 percent of all college classes in the United States are held outside, underneath a tree, usually by a gently flowing stream.

Ernest L. Boyer

#12. Since [man's] true nature has been lost, anything can become his nature: similarly, true good being lost, anything can become his true good.

Blaise Pascal

#13. It's a sad state when more people retweet than buy records.

Noel Gallagher