Pauly Shore Movie Quotes

#1. Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

Cher

#2. When I shot the movie, I wasn't gonna think about anything except for being the biggest knucklehead in the world.

Pauly Shore

#3. Son-In-Law was kind of my crossover. It was the movie that brought me out of the MTV audience into the mainstream.

Pauly Shore

#4. You don't have to be inspired by comedians. You have to be inspired by things that are real, whether it's music, comedy ... a movie - that should inspire you.

Pauly Shore

#5. True marriage enabled the two partners to stand upright as properly formed human beings. Through the union, each partner acquired his missing leg. For anyone who had the experience of using two legs, life wasn't worth living if one had to manage on a single one.

Vincent Eri

#6. But, why? You punished me, okay? You've forbidden me to," I shudder, "cum when you know my little body can only take so much of holding it in. I have a nine-inch dick, Randy. That stuff needs to come out.

Candi Kay

#7. Kiss the girl, already." Johnson begins to sing. Badly. A cheesy tot hits his cheek, and he chucks a wing at Diaz in retaliation. It goes wide. "Isn't that the song the little crab sings in The Lion King?" Dex asks. "It's The Little Mermaid. And stop playing like you don't know.

Kristen Callihan

#8. So the stories aren't just stories, is what you're saying. They're really secret knowledge disguised as stories."
"One could say that of all stories, younger brother.

G. Willow Wilson

#9. I know I do - teaching those tiresome children nearly all day, when I'm longing to enjoy myself at home, began Meg, in the complaining tone again.

Louisa May Alcott

#10. You want to move on, but to do that you have to let her go, and you don't want to let her go, so you don't move on.

Jonathan Tropper

#11. She wondered if she had grown obsessed with sex. She admitted to thinking about it almost all the time ... "And if I'm not thinking about sex, I'm thinking about death," she added bitterly. "Sometimes both at the same time.

D.M. Thomas

#12. What's interesting about Stephen Baldwin is that me and Dana Gould were originally cast for 'Bio-Dome' - but Pauly Shore and Baldwin ended up doing it. So there's a little movie trivia for ya.

Harland Williams

#13. Time will be your friend or your enemy; it will promote you or expose you.

Jeff Olson

#14. You can't expect the entire world to come to New York to see you. You have to travel to them.

Theodore Bikel

#15. If you want to make a mark you have to take a risk.

Terrence E. Deal

#16. The feelings were still fresh as if it all just happened yesterday.

Makoto Shinkai

#17. relinquish the desire for children and wealth and live the life of 'Vanaprastha,' that is, one retired from the household cares.

Fulton J. Sheen

#18. I just want to kind of tackle every kind of form that exists in the comedy world; whether it be stand-up or hidden camera or parody. Kind of slap it in a movie with hip-hop artists and actors, comedians and girls. I just want to do something fun.

Pauly Shore

#19. Thomas stares at the floor between us with hollow eyes. "I loved him, June," he says after a moment. "I really did. Everything I did as a soldier, all my hard work and training, was to impress him." His guard is finally down, and I can see the true depth of his torture now.

Marie Lu

#20. I have a natural instinct to feel guilty and that I've let people down. I've apologized in more songs than 'Back to the Shack.' Going back to our second record, the closing lines are 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.' It's definitely part of my personality.

Rivers Cuomo