Paul Jewell Quotes

#1. If I was managing Chelsea, people wouldn't be saying Paul Jewell was a nice guy, they would be saying I had too much money to spend. On balance, I would quite like it at the end of the season if people don't like us.

Paul Jewell

#2. Paul Jewell's sides are always hard to break down, although Manchester United have a habit of breaking his sides down pretty easily.

Charlie Nicholas

#3. Present annual world energy consumption is about equal to the annihilation energy of 4 tons of matter.

Barney Oliver

#4. I know noble accents And lucid, inescapable rhythms; But I know, too, That the blackbird is involved In what I know.

Wallace Stevens

#5. All places are filled with fools.
[Lat., Stultorum plenea sunt omnia.]

Marcus Tullius Cicero

#6. You have to be disciplined because if you lose your discipline and lose your shape, we're playing against better players, so they'll take advantage.

Paul Jewell

#7. Ronnie Moran, Joe Fagan, Bob Paisley, Roy Evans - they were hard on us young players. If you got a 'well done' off Ronnie Moran, you must have played well ... They never used superlatives at Liverpool.

Paul Jewell

#8. Some one is generally sure to be the sufferer by a joke.

William Hazlitt

#9. Language is a ladder that always falls short of reality.

Marty Rubin

#10. It was easily the happiest day of my football life and yet people still want to ask me about the suit. When they talk about the day, it's not 'didn't you do well?', it's 'what was that you were wearing?!

Paul Jewell

#11. My mother tells me of when I was 10 or 11 and I'd wear really tight, short skirts and crop tops. All the local men would wolf whistle and stop and stare, but I didn't realise why at the time.

Lara Stone

#12. It is not so difficult to win love as to keep it!

Marie Corelli

#13. Our only objective at the start of the season was to stay in this league and we should do that. If we don't it'll be the Devon Loch of all Devon Lochs.

Paul Jewell

#14. We obviously can't compete with the big clubs trying to sign world class stars, but we've already identified some very good players and we'll see what happens.

Paul Jewell

#15. This enraged the other Nazi so much that the next morning he came to our house and he shot my father.

Bruno Schulz

#16. There is no evildoer who could not be made good for something.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

#17. I wanted to thank you. If it wasn't for you, I'd never have known I had a right to be me.

Leslie Feinberg

#18. A cigarette is like a hamster, harmless until you stick it in your mouth and light it on fire.

Jim Pickens