Paul Foot Funny Quotes

#1. I think that the joy of writing a novel is the self-exploratio n that emerges and also that wonderful feeling of playing God with the characters. When I sit down at my writing desk, time seems to vanish ... I think the most important thing for a writer is to be locked in a study.

Erica Jong

#2. Well, unless I'm sitting atop you, what I weigh is really none of your business.

Brittany Gibbons

#3. The dog, who had sounded so ferocious in the winter distances, was a female German Shepherd. She was shivering. Her tail was between her legs. She had been borrowed that morning from a farmer. She had never been to war before. She had no idea what game was being played. Her name was Princess.

Kurt Vonnegut

#4. I sleep five or six hours a night, then crash at the weekend. I'm learning to eat properly and exercise. I relax by watching silly sitcoms like 'Scrubs' and 'How I Met Your Mother.'

Elise Andrew

#5. After love a formal feeling comes.

Joyce Carol Oates

#6. One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

Jane Austen

#7. I understood this man was a Saint," he said.
"Something even rarer," said Dr. Urbino, "An atheistic saint. But those are matters for God to decide.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#8. My vocation is more in composition really than anything else - building up harmonies using the guitar, orchestrating the guitar like an army, a guitar army.

Jimmy Page

#9. Writing is wonderful. But it's hard work, so don't romanticize too much. Make the blinking cursor do its job.

Joseph LoGuidice

#10. To give is to receive ...

Gerald Jampolsky