Pastafarian Wedding Quotes

#1. Brain surgery is a terrible profession. If I did not feel it will become different in my lifetime, I should hate it.

Wilder Penfield

#2. Don't know much about history, don't know much biology, don't know much about a science book, don't know much about the French I took.

Sam Cooke

#3. There are things which seem incredible to most men who have not studied Mathematics.

Archimedes

#4. Two mental actions can change your life:

Forgive Yourself
Move On

Steven Aitchison

#5. Writers are sponges. They absorb life, then squeeze and ring it out onto a page. Sometimes, if they squeeze too hard, they dry up. Not hard enough and they remain saturated, heavy and unpredictable, as they carry around a volume of ideas too great for their capacity.

Sarah Colliver

#6. Nobody leaves a house where there is peace, joy and good sex.

Laura Schlessinger

#7. Music, in the past few years ... anything singable or understandable is square.

Ethel Merman

#8. Like Goethe at 80, you know the futility of love and you shrug
you shrug away the warm kiss

Jack Kerouac

#9. It's been the same since caveman days, this game of love - they just changed the trumps from clubs to diamonds.

Louise Erickson

#10. Bad hearts have their uses; even I can see that.

Margaret Atwood

#11. China doll?" Wade. He spoke softly, coaxing as if she were a timid animal in need of taming. "Where are you, girl? I've come for you." His voice got stronger then faded as he moved around their cabin. "Where are you, doll?

Mary Connealy

#12. It is wrong to be dependent on the body-complex [pudgal]. One should depend only on the Soul.

Dada Bhagwan

#13. I keep on saying, being moderate is fundamental to Islam.

Najib Razak