Pasricha Quotes

#1. Have you ever put finger, algea-filled lake-water, or shampoo in there? Yeah, that gets your eyes screaming in pain pretty quick, doesn't it? Unless you're using baby No More Tears shampoo, of course, in which case feel free to lather your eyeballs right on up, no worries.

Neil Pasricha

#2. Life is so great that we only get a tiny moment to enjoy everything we see. And that moment is right now. And that moment is counting down. And that moment is always, always fleeting. You will never be as young as you are right now.

Neil Pasricha

#3. The 3 A's of awesome: attitude, awareness and authenticity.

Neil Pasricha

#4. We're all going to get old one day. So let's just love the age we've got and let's not crave the age we're not. Amen, sing it to your mama.

Neil Pasricha

#5. I know, but it is a pleasant fiction, my dear, and the sheer impossibility of a quest is no reason to abandon it.

Graham McNeill

#6. While I'm generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn.

Frances Bean Cobain

#7. No ticket ripper should say anything, but if you do happen to get caught you can always pretend you're diabetic. Honestly, these are prescription Pop Rocks.

Neil Pasricha

#8. A good story is always more dazzling than a broken piece of truth.

Diane Setterfield

#9. I am convinced that life is 10% what happens and 90% how I react to it.

Neil Pasricha

#10. I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts.
Let's not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing out big plumes of noxious gas doesn't always smell good, but it generally feels might fine.

Neil Pasricha

#11. Bakery air is that steaming hot front of thick, buttery fumes waiting for you just inside the door of a bakery. And I am just going to tell you straight up: That is some fine air!

Neil Pasricha

#12. Life's too short not to sleep when you feel like it.

Neil Pasricha

#13. I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone.

H.L. Mencken

#14. Dior makes the best lip glosses going. I'm nuts about them, especially the clear one with the silver sparkles. I got addicted to DiorShow Mascara, too. It makes you look like you're wearing false eyelashes. It's the only one that rivals Maybelline.

Sharon Stone

#15. The Dancer believes that his art has something to say which cannot be expressed in words or in any other way than by dancing.

Doris Humphrey

#16. Gliding down the bike path on a Saturday morning, you whip by somebody peddling in the opposite direction and give each other a nod. For a moment it's like Hey, we're both doing the same thing. Let's be friends for a second.

Neil Pasricha

#17. Because, life's too short, my friends. Let's squeeze in as many laughs as we can get.

Neil Pasricha

#18. And no one wants to be noticed because of something like that; it's like being an invasive species that no one pays any attention to until you've strangled and ruined all the beautiful native plants. The

Jasmine Warga

#19. Nor would he care what the target was. If they bombed Chile, it would be the same as bombing New York.

Ken Follett

#20. If you're going to be an artist, you have to create music that moves you, and to not try to fit in so much with what's happening around you. It's a career choice.

Nikka Costa

#21. Father Jude Nnorom also criticized his church leaders, saying the simple lifestyle followed by Pope Francis should challenge African bishops to ask themselves.

Sylvia Poggioli

#22. And when that bad news washes over you and that pain sponges in, I just hope you feel like you've always got two choices. One, you can swirl and twirl and gloom and doom forever. Or two, you can grieve, and then face the future with newly sober eyes.

Neil Pasricha

#23. The point is it's such a great feeling to scarf cookies with abandon like Cookie Monster.
Truly, he is the role model for us all.
AWESOME!

Neil Pasricha

#24. The [Five Second Rule] has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, and the extremely handy and versatile The However Long It Takes Me to Pick Up This Food Rule.

Neil Pasricha