Parodying Melania Quotes

#1. Once you make the decision that you will not fail, the heart and the body will follow.

Kara Goucher

#2. Most archivists don't like surprises. That's why we work in the past.

Brad Meltzer

#3. I discovered philosophy in my youth when I read 'wildly,' and thus I was exposed to the world of ideas.

Michel Onfray

#4. Every person has the right to be loved in the way she/he wants to be loved. Making love is not something you do to someone; making love is something you share.

J.F. Kelly

#5. Time is relative; its only worth depends upon what we do as it is passing.

Albert Einstein

#6. The smell of baking bread wafts up to my cell and reminds me of the days I walked freely in the cafes. This tears me apart more than my fear of death or the solitude in which I now find myself.

Paulo Coelho