Parodied Famous Paintings Quotes

#1. The man who runs from his office to the golf club, gulps a sandwich, belches and races to the first tee has no business howling in anguish when he puts his first two shots in the woods, then tops a 3-iron shot into the pond.

Tony Lema

#2. I love Judy Garland, I love Doris Day, I love Marilyn Monroe. I love everything that comes from that era. The music is just beautiful and powerful - and simple. That's what makes it so great.

Emmy Rossum

#3. I have always loved Scottish music - all sorts of Celtic, Gaelic music.

Carter Burwell

#4. You can't do kaizen just once or twice and expect immediate results. You have to be in it for the long haul.

Masaaki Imai

#5. May I ask how your revolution's going?
Revolutions always go more smoothly around a campfire in the jungle than they do in real life.

Colin Cotterill

#6. This is one rule about mixing boys and girls: that a date always comes first.

Elizabeth Berg

#7. What I do affects others; what others do affects me.

Toni Collette

#8. Become an ambassador of peace in your own life.

Bryant McGill

#9. I was into comics because these were my real male role models, even though at the time, I didn't know it.

Brian Michael Bendis