Parent-teacher Conference Funny Quotes

#1. Without their money, the Jews will shrink into mere shadows of themselves, and the nightmare will be over.

Israel Shamir

#2. You almost died."
"But you brought me back."
She cupped his face in her hands. "I always knew you were there. Death didn't have a chance against the Wall.

Nalini Singh

#3. Nothing corrupts like happiness. It makes us think that since we share this moment, we can also share the past.

Peter Hoeg

#4. Why does Medicare have such difficulty accommodating a cut - no, wait, a trim to its annual spending increase - of two measly percentage points? Two words: baby boom.

Timothy Noah

#5. Poetry is a puppet-show, where riders of skyrockets and divers of sea fathoms gossip about the sixth sense and the fourth dimension.

Carl Sandburg

#6. I allowed myself a little bit of relief. That was a lot less bad than I though it would be.
"Of course, we'll also have to have a parent-teacher conference. Do you have a parent available to call right now?"
Never mind. That was enough to ruin my whole year.

August Westman

#7. The deepest subjective experiences are also the most universal, because through them one reaches the universal source of life.

Emil Cioran

#8. I didn't want to do the sitcom thing, but I didn't know what else to do.

William Shatner

#9. What you have outside you counts less than what you have inside you.

B.C. Forbes

#10. Oh yeah, I know Johnnie Bassett. We were part of that whole thing.

Eddie Floyd

#11. I'm just really impressed by oil paintings - I don't see how people do it! That's the style I like: classic oil paintings. Abstract art just isn't my thing.

Brittany Howard

#12. You can overcome anything, if and only if you love something enough

Lionel Messi

#13. Come away with me and be my wife." She gave a harsh laugh. "If you want a wife, send for one by mail, or wait for the next wagon train to cross the mountains." He came toward her. "I can give you a good life. I don't care how you got here or where you've been before. Come with me now.

Francine Rivers

#14. The same thing as you, the same as she. The same as anyone who has ever been doubted or told to go away. To prove myself better.

Matthew Pearl

#15. I doubt not then but innocence shall makeFalse accusation blush, and tyrannyTremble at patience.

William Shakespeare

#16. A soprano's voice is a little like a mother's cry, which is why it attracts all human beings.

Montserrat Caballe