Paraphrastics Quotes

#1. Not every child is cut out for an individual sport.

Chris Evert

#2. GRANDMA: Are you a gay?
ORPHEUS: I am straight. I'm definitely dating a girl, gran. Do you think she's a man?
*She laughs*
ORPHEUS' BRAIN: Thank god she took it as a joke. I would have been executed on the town square for such a rude back answer.

Scarlett Brukett

#3. I am finding it very hard to get my novel started. I suffer from stylistic abscesses; and sentences keep itching without coming to a head.

Gustave Flaubert

#4. Really, how bad is eating a piece of cake? Being bad is murdering someone. That's bad. Don't do that.

Sarah Michelle Gellar

#5. It was funny to just take a backseat and be like, 'Wow, I might be in this crazy place, but maybe I don't need to understand everything, maybe I don't need to be someone else.'

Zach Condon

#6. In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.

Robert Benchley

#7. What he did do was reach the driver's side door and throw a hand up in the air, punching the night sky twice. And under the fuzzy light from the moon, she could see him smile.

Jessica Park

#8. Poetry; a criticism of life under the conditions fixed for such a criticism by the laws of poetic truth and poetic beauty.

Matthew Arnold

#9. Spencer's other grandmother, Mary Ann Olpin Woolley, was from England

The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-day Saints

#10. I'm actually pretty smart when you get to know me.

Fred Tomaselli