Pants On Fire Quotes

#1. You can relax. I am not here to collect on the deal"
I blinked. "You are not? Then why did you drop your gun belt?"
"I am tired. I wanted to sit and the belt is uncomfortable."
"Oh."
He smiled. "Disappointed?"
"No." Liar, liar, pants on fire.

Janet Evanovich

#2. Luc would have put my head on a pike if you'd taken a hit." "How do you know I didn't?" I opened my mouth, then closed it again. "Did you?" His eyes went to sultry slits. "Do you want to look and see?" "Not especially." Liar, liar, pants on fire.

Chloe Neill

#3. I just want to make sure he's a good fit for her. She has problems - craps her pants, stuff like that. If she needs help, I want to be there.

Debra Anastasia

#4. If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire

Jerry Seinfeld

#5. Speak English at this table or I will fire you so fast you'll wind up standing at the airport wondering how you got from here to there without any goddamn pants on.

Mira Grant

#6. Those people who say it takes more muscles to frown than smile are in serious danger of having their pants catch on fire.

Tammy Blackwell

#7. Dove hated that he knew way too much about her now. He knew she had a big girl boner for Johnson, he knew she'd tried to remove her crotch hair and had crapped her pants. It was Shameful with a capital Shit.

Debra Anastasia

#8. A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches

Jeff Lindsay

#9. Some people maybe try to justify their laziness. You take out what you put in and the more I go to church and the more I turn myself over to the process of believing in Jesus, and to listening to his word and have him guide my hand I feel the pressure's off me.

Sylvester Stallone

#10. Do you repel pants? Do they actually jump off you?" Dove cringed as she noticed his black socks.
"Pants are afraid of my dick.

Debra Anastasia

#11. The one struggling against the odds and getting defeated is a Loser. And this Loser with persistent determination turns a Winner one day ...

Saurabh Dudeja

#12. No, she won't," Bast said smugly. "Because I'm all grown, and I can do whatever I want with my pants. I could light them on fire and I wouldn't get in any trouble at all.

Patrick Rothfuss

#13. My pants are on fire!

John Ziegler

#14. Liar, liar. My pants are so on fire. And so is the rest of me.

Georgia Cates

#15. Only a bitter little adolescent boy could confuse realism with pessimism.

Grant Morrison

#16. I am not glowy." Laurel simply turned Parker by the shoulders to the big foyer mirror. "You were saying?" Maybe color did glow in her cheeks, and maybe her eyes were a little dazzled, but . . . "That's irritation." "I won't say 'liar, liar,' but, Parks, under that skirt, your pants are on fire.

Nora Roberts

#17. I had lied so much lately that I was honestly surprised my pants weren't literally made of fire.

Michelle Rowen

#18. Their chemistry at the Tavern had nearly set the place on fire. And she hadn't missed that tent situation under his pants earlier - an entire Boy Scout troop could've camped under there.

Elle Kennedy

#19. Way too late in life, Els learned that the time to concentrate yourself was right before sunrise.

Richard Powers

#20. Leadership - leadership is about taking responsibility, not making excuses.

Mitt Romney

#21. Cause I lit him on fire, I shrugged and brushed dust from my pants.

Amanda Hocking